Creative Status

Creative status
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Creative Status

  • Good boys get kissed… bad boys get teeth and nails. Lemme guess…you’re very “good” at being “bad….
  • The only way to do great work is to love what you do…..
  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life…..
  • Trust in God, But lock your car…..
  • I’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy…….
  • Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON…..
  • I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class…..
  • Everyday is a second chance…..
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door…..
  • It turns me on so much when you say my name… especially when… well, you know “when” don’t you….
  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice…..
  • I’m not failed… my success is just postponed…..
  • Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths…..
  • Mister, I’m sorry to tell you this, but your duck-face photos won’t help you find a girlfriend online…..
  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes….
  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, go ahead I am stupid…..
  • Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy….
  • I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse…..
  • Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together – then tell me what you’re thinking…..
  • The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity…..
  • I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits….
  • When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane…..
  • 50% of your Facebook friends confirmed your friend request only because of your profile picture…..
  • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault…..
  • Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid…..
  • Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you’re alive…..
  • I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who I am today and who I will become tomorrow…..
  • Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago…..
  • AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You….
  • I had a VERY naughty dream last night – you were definitely there…….
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at….
  • Father asked his Son: What do you want for your birthday….
  • Son replied: Not much Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it…..
  • How does a cricketer describe a nude woman….
  • No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully…..
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced…..

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