insult Status

Insult status

insult status

  • Scientists are trying to figure out how long humans can live without a brain. You’re doing great…..
  • If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in the perfect position to kiss my a…..
  • You’re so ugly, when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head to avoid your face……
  • I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter……
  • Your mom dropped you off at school and got a ticket for littering……
  • What’s the point of makeup? A monkey will still be a monkey……
  • You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth……
  • That’s the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen, but it really compliments your face…..
  • Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted…..
  • People like you are the reason we have middle fingers……
  • Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege……
  • Act your age, not your shoe size……
  • If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later……
  • No need for insults, your face says it all……
  • You are not useless; you can still serve as a bad example……
  • Your intelligence is my common sense……
  • Me pretending to listen should be enough for you……
  • Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma…..

Insults Status for Whatsapp

  • There’s a difference between being honest and being rude… you’re just rude……
  • Can I borrow your brain for half an hour? I’m building an idiot……
  • Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby revoke it……
  • I’m surprised you’re that stupid. You must work really hard at it……
  • Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours…..
  • I thought I told you to stay out of my mind, but here you are, all over my nerves……
  • If I had a nickel for every smart thing you said, I’d be broke……
  • Sure, you’re entitled to your opinions… and I’m entitled to ignore them……
  • Your presence is like a dark cloud; the moment you leave, everything seems so much brighter……
  • Here’s a tissue. You’re leaking stupid all over the place……
  • My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It’s just that your nonsense doesn’t deserve a response…..
  • I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong……
  • Don’t worry, you’re not as dumb as you look… wait, yes you are……
  • You’re not stupid; you’re just… gifted in reverse……
  • Somewhere out there, a village is missing its idiot… and here you are……
  • Even your shadow leaves you when you need it the most……
  • Your lack of intelligence is truly impressive……
  • Everyone brings happiness; some when they arrive, others when they leave……
  • You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel……
  • Does your train of thought have a caboose? Because it seems to be going nowhere……
  • I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce……
  • You’re like a software update. Whenever you’re around, I know something is going to go wrong……
  • There’s no vaccine for your kind of stupidity……
  • Don’t let your mind wander; it’s far too small to be out on its own……
  • I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time or crayons……
  • I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash……
  • You’re like a failed math problem — no solution……
  • You could walk into an empty room and still be outnumbered…..
  • I’ve seen more intelligent conversations in kindergarten classrooms……
  • I don’t insult you; I’m just describing you with brutal honesty……
  • Your opinion is like a broken pencil — pointless……
  • You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway……
  • I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong……
  • There are no stupid questions… just stupid people……
  • Clever Insults with a Side of Humor…..
  • Sometimes the best insults are delivered with a side of humor. These witty insults will make you laugh while still packing a punch……
  • Zombies eat brains… so you’re safe……
  • I don’t insult people; I just compliment them negatively……
  • It’s amazing how you’re able to say something without actually thinking first……
  • Brains aren’t everything; in your case, they’re nothing……

Insults Status for instagram

  • Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought we were ignoring each other……
  • I would explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home……
  • Your head is just there to keep your ears apart……
  • Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today…..
  • You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room……
  • Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t listening anyway……
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth…..
  • Being around you is like a bad song on repeat… it gets worse every time.
  • You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me……
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you, they can’t laugh either……
  • You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund……
  • Your brain is like the Bermuda Triangle: information goes in, but it never comes out……
  • It’s not that I’m smarter than you; it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else……
  • Just keep talking… I yawn when I’m interested……
  • My battery lasts longer than your relationships……
  • Go be stupid somewhere else. – Squidward…..
  • Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory……
  • If you’re waiting for me to care, bring a chair……
  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong……
  • You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day……
  • Your stupidity is contagious. Stay away from me……
  • I’m jealous of people who don’t know you……
  • If stupidity was a sport, you’d be a world champion……
  • If you wrote a book of your thoughts, it would be the shortest novel ever……
  • You’re so dumb, even Google can’t help you……
  • I’m not saying you’re stupid; I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking……
  • Brains aren’t everything… in your case, they’re nothing……
  • Looking at you makes my day… worse……
  • Where were you when God was giving out common sense…..
  • Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go……
  • I would slap you, but animal abuse is illegal……
  • I don’t need a dictionary to define “moron”; I’ve got the perfect example standing right in front of me……

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