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- Scientists are trying to figure out how long humans can live without a brain. You’re doing great…..
- If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in the perfect position to kiss my a…..
- You’re so ugly, when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head to avoid your face……
- I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter……
- Your mom dropped you off at school and got a ticket for littering……
- What’s the point of makeup? A monkey will still be a monkey……
- You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth……
- That’s the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen, but it really compliments your face…..
- Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted…..
- People like you are the reason we have middle fingers……
- Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege……
- Act your age, not your shoe size……
- If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later……
- No need for insults, your face says it all……
- You are not useless; you can still serve as a bad example……
- Your intelligence is my common sense……
- Me pretending to listen should be enough for you……
- Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma…..
Insults Status for Whatsapp
- There’s a difference between being honest and being rude… you’re just rude……
- Can I borrow your brain for half an hour? I’m building an idiot……
- Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby revoke it……
- I’m surprised you’re that stupid. You must work really hard at it……
- Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours…..
- I thought I told you to stay out of my mind, but here you are, all over my nerves……
- If I had a nickel for every smart thing you said, I’d be broke……
- Sure, you’re entitled to your opinions… and I’m entitled to ignore them……
- Your presence is like a dark cloud; the moment you leave, everything seems so much brighter……
- Here’s a tissue. You’re leaking stupid all over the place……
- My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It’s just that your nonsense doesn’t deserve a response…..
- I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong……
- Don’t worry, you’re not as dumb as you look… wait, yes you are……
- You’re not stupid; you’re just… gifted in reverse……
- Somewhere out there, a village is missing its idiot… and here you are……
- Even your shadow leaves you when you need it the most……
- Your lack of intelligence is truly impressive……
- Everyone brings happiness; some when they arrive, others when they leave……
- You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel……
- Does your train of thought have a caboose? Because it seems to be going nowhere……
- I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce……
- You’re like a software update. Whenever you’re around, I know something is going to go wrong……
- There’s no vaccine for your kind of stupidity……
- Don’t let your mind wander; it’s far too small to be out on its own……
- I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time or crayons……
- I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash……
- You’re like a failed math problem — no solution……
- You could walk into an empty room and still be outnumbered…..
- I’ve seen more intelligent conversations in kindergarten classrooms……
- I don’t insult you; I’m just describing you with brutal honesty……
- Your opinion is like a broken pencil — pointless……
- You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway……
- I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong……
- There are no stupid questions… just stupid people……
- Clever Insults with a Side of Humor…..
- Sometimes the best insults are delivered with a side of humor. These witty insults will make you laugh while still packing a punch……
- Zombies eat brains… so you’re safe……
- I don’t insult people; I just compliment them negatively……
- It’s amazing how you’re able to say something without actually thinking first……
- Brains aren’t everything; in your case, they’re nothing……
Insults Status for instagram
- Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought we were ignoring each other……
- I would explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home……
- Your head is just there to keep your ears apart……
- Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today…..
- You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room……
- Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t listening anyway……
- Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth…..
- Being around you is like a bad song on repeat… it gets worse every time.
- You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me……
- Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you, they can’t laugh either……
- You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund……
- Your brain is like the Bermuda Triangle: information goes in, but it never comes out……
- It’s not that I’m smarter than you; it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else……
- Just keep talking… I yawn when I’m interested……
- My battery lasts longer than your relationships……
- Go be stupid somewhere else. – Squidward…..
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory……
- If you’re waiting for me to care, bring a chair……
- I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong……
- You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day……
- Your stupidity is contagious. Stay away from me……
- I’m jealous of people who don’t know you……
- If stupidity was a sport, you’d be a world champion……
- If you wrote a book of your thoughts, it would be the shortest novel ever……
- You’re so dumb, even Google can’t help you……
- I’m not saying you’re stupid; I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking……
- Brains aren’t everything… in your case, they’re nothing……
- Looking at you makes my day… worse……
- Where were you when God was giving out common sense…..
- Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go……
- I would slap you, but animal abuse is illegal……
- I don’t need a dictionary to define “moron”; I’ve got the perfect example standing right in front of me……