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- I’m a bad girl you ain’t used to that.
- If I die tomorrow will you remember me.
- My crown won’t fit on your bum ass lace fronts.
- It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
- His attitude kinda savage but his heart is a diamond.
- If you’re good at something never do it for free.
- I don’t race I don’t chase that’s why I can’t be replaced.
- Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.
- I don’t have an attitude problem I just carry a personality you can’t handle.
- I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
- I know looks are not everything but I have them just in case.
- I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.
- My excuse is that I’m young.
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- I’m a ninja not a nerd.
- Self-love is the elixir of an immortal heart.
- Love for all Hatred for none.
- Only God can judge me not haters and somebody loves to.
- Dress the way you want to be Addressed.
- The more I grow the more they hate the more they hate the more I grow.
- Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself.
- I’m the dude with a cool attitude.
- Keep calm and enjoy life.
- Life without mistakes is like education without books.
- Worrying works 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
- Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one it’s probably you.
- Yes I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
- Silence is the best response to a fool.
- A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
- It’s not an attitude it’s the way I am.
- I don’t have an attitude problem I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
- Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
- The best things in life are free the second-best are very expensive.
- I am not arguing I’m simply explaining why I am right.
- Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you fcking know everything.
- I’m in my own lane you ain’t in my category.
- Opportunity does not knock it presents itself when you beat down the door.
- If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.
- I know that rumors are carried by haters spread by fools and accepted by idiots.
- By the time you learn the rules of life you’re too old to play the game.
- Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
- Women should not have children after 35. Really 35 children are enough.
- There are no winners in life… only survivors.
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- Without ME it’s just AWESOME.
- The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
- i don’t like to take the right decision I take decisions and make them right.
- Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph.
- Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Life is like a mirror we get the best results when we smile at it.
- The hated man is the result of his hater’s pride rather than his hater’s conscience.
- Smile sunshine is good for your teeth.
- An intellectual solves a problem. A genius avoids it.
- Smile even if it’s just to annoy someone.
- To be old and wise you should first be young and stupid.
- Focus focus focus What am I a telescope.
- It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown.
- I want my Girlfriend like Google She will understand me better.
- Every problem comes with a solution but my GF doesn’t have.
- Self-love is the source of all our other loves.
- He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
- Who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakes.
- The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- The longer the title the less important the job.
- By the time a man realizes that his father was right he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
- To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
- I am not born to please people So if you want to get pleased try me in the next life… good luck.
- When everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane.
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- A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
- Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
- Warning Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy beautiful people Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “Good-Bye.
- Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
- Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
- If money grew on trees girls would be dating monkeys.
- Girls spend the first 10 years of their life’s playing with barbies. In the next 10 years of their life’s they try to look like one.
- I used to play sports a lot. Until recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what now I’m good at everything.
- I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself I can’t even remember my name.
- Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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- We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t know.
- I may be fat but you’re ugly I can lose weight.
- Every so often I like to go to the window look up and smile for a satellite picture.
- Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- You are the source of my joy the center of my world and the whole of my heart.
- I’m oxygen and he’s dying to breathe.
- So go on and let the rain pour. I’ll be all you need and more.
- You wanna know who I’m in love with Read the first word again.
- The best thing we can do in love treasure our relationships not the possessions.
- Your words are my food your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
- I love your smile anyway but I love it more when I am the reason.
- I may not be a relationship expert but I do know who would make a cute couple us two.
- People call me by my name but when you do it sounds better. I love you.
- Sometimes we can disagree but at the same time there is something perfect about you and me.
- Two souls with but a single thought Two hearts that beat as one.
- You don’t know this new me I put back my pieces differently.
- A smile is something you can’t give away it always comes back to you.
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