Naughty Status
- Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.
- Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
- Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever.
- I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life. Don’t Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That.
- Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love.
- Love is just love, it can never explained.
- Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
- Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang.
- Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
- I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
- Where you born on a farm Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
- Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside.
- My name is name remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
Naughty Status in English
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized.
- You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
- What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
- A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
- Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears.
- Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.
- Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together.
- A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast.
- Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare unless you are wearing sunglasses.
- I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
- Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
- Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
- I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Naughty Status for WhatsApp
- Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.
- You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
- I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
- Wanna play Pearl Harbor Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
- You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
- Would you like to try an Australian kiss It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
- My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
- How about we play lion and lion tamer You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.
- I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about Mannequins.
- Nice legs what time do they open.
- That Is True Love.
- NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.
- I’m easy. Are you.
- Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
- Can i borrow a KISS I promise i give it back.
- A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.
- KISS ME I am Magically Delicious.
Naughty Status for Facebook
- Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.
- You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
- You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
- I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
- Love is blind, and greed insatiable.
- If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head.
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
- I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.
- Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
- Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
- Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.
- Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
- Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together.
Naughty Status for Instagram
- I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love.
- I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
- I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
- Don’t look at north, south, east,west, don’t waste your time darling just jump and kill me.
- Do you know something -yesterday night in my debut match I scored hundred kisses not out!!! Won’t you congratulate me dear.
- Whenever she made a mistake, she always finish the fight by wearing my favourite dress at night.
- That moment when we forget the actual work to do and start making love.
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