Creative Status In English

Creative Status

Mister I’m sorry to tell you this but your duck-face photos won’t help you find a girlfriend online.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique.
Warning I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
The road to success is always under construction.
If you don’t like any of my SMS and don’t like to read them or if my messages bother you then plz don’t hesitate feel free to throw your mobile.
When I send SMS to you It doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits drinks pizza chocolates… by courier and cheque are also accepted.
Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.
Friends if you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes but honestly did you ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes.
It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer it’s in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me…it’s not what you think its a cup of tea.

Trust in God But lock your car.
I’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy.
I had a VERY naughty dream last night – you were definitely there<./li>
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at.
Father asked his Son: What do you want for your birthday.
Son replied: Not much Dad just a radio with a sports car around it.
I’m not drunk I’m just chemically off-balanced.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
God is really creative I mean ..just look at me.
Totally available Please disturb me.
My back is not a voicemail say it to my face.
I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me thrice go ahead I am stupid.
Girl you better have a license cuz you are driving me crazy.
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse.

Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together – then tell me what you’re thinking.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Good decisions come from experience and experience comes from bad decisions.
Your tongue cannot reach all your teeth.
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things. give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Which Part… of a man’s body has no bone full of veins love pumping and responsible for making extreme LOVE.
ANSWER: HEART But I love the way you think.
I made my Facebook name Benefits so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefit.
When everything’s coming your way you’re in the wrong lane.
50% of your Facebook friends confirmed your friend request only because of your profile picture.

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married that’s their own fault.
Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me…. Do your stuff until you are totally satisfied…. That’s why I’m your TOILET.
Impossible only means that you haven’t found the solution yet.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth it has been a sign that you’re alive.
I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who I am today and who I will become tomorrow.
Admit it you are not the same person you were a year ago.
If you’re right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas Could I meet you between the holidays.
Once you are in hell only the devil can help you out. And when he is not in a mood to hel make it heaven. He will now throw you out.

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