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My selfies will rule over Snapchat.
Take my selfie and be merry.
This is my simple selfie life.
Fresh out of the shower, no makeup.
I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day.
I hate captions that don’t belong to my selfie.
I graduated from the University of selfies.
You don’t realize how hard it is to take a selfie When you are looking ugly.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
Life is short. Don’t waste it crying.
If I could I would edit my life.
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
Life only favors the fighters.
Stay strong. Life will get tired of humiliating you.
Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
Life is worth every celebration as long as you are breathing.
Life is what occurs to you when you try to be happy.
What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.
Life is a gift and our living style is the wrapping paper, choose a good one.
This called a real selfie.
This is how I look taking a selfie.
Does this selfie make me look fat.
World’s Best selfie ever.
Please keep my selfie today. In the future, you may have to pay for one.
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
My Snaps never bothered me anyway.
OMG, look at my selfie.
Live today, for tomorrow it will all be history.
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards.
I’ll look back on this and smile because it was life and I decided to live it.
Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, It would be easy.
My excuse is that I’m young.
Do you like my shirt.
Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
If I die tomorrow, will you remember me.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice.
It is what it is. It was what it was, It will be what it will be. Don’t stress it.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
It’s not a style mom, it’s who I am.
If you can’t handle me at my double-chin Snapchat, you can’t have me on my Instagram selfie.
I’m finally smiling at me again.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food.
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Meet my partner in Crime.
We go together like Coffee and Donuts.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
I’d take a bullet for you—not in the head, but like, the leg or something.
She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
Hottest girl in my city.
An intellectual solves a problem. A genius avoids it.
To be old and wise, you should first be young and stupid.
If you got eyes, look at me now.
My dress is so cute how do I not have a date.
i’m so cool, even ice cubes are jealous.
Just got out of the shower, oops.
I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance.
I’m everything you want but can’t have.
Cinderella never asked for a prince.
Forever and always we will be sticking like this.
When a group of best friends meet..the humor is higher than a comedy show.
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
Best friends… they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
Just hanging with my friends.
Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with.
We’re more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
Friends are the people in your life that make you laugh louder, smile brighter, and live better.
Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart.
Sometimes, blur is needed to see everything else clearly.