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Brother Status

• My brother is my only best friend. No one can replace him.
• The greatest gift my parents ever gave me was my brother.
• It was nice growing up with someone like you – someone to lean on, someone to count on… someone to tell on.
• When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
• Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.
• Brothers are what best friends can never be.
• My brother has been, and will always be, my closest friend.
• I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.
• He is my most beloved friend and my bitterest rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal.
• Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
• I loved you too much just to be your friend. So God made me your sister.
• What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.
• Being brother and sister means being there for each other.
• How do people make it through life without a sister.

Brother Status In English

• There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother… Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.
• Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.
• You learn more about life from watching ‘Big Brother’ than from reading a book.
• Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.
• There is no success you can celebrate more than the success of a brother.
• He is my brother, my guardian angel on earth, tease me in front of him and he will tear you apart.
• I am a lucky person because I have the world’s lovely cute brother.
• The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.
• Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother you’re going to fight.
• I am the middle child with an older and younger brother.
• I do feel sorry for my younger brother. He used to field a lot.
• Dear Bro, I’m not just lucky. I’m blessed to have you in my life.
• I have an angel watching over me and I call him brother.
• Sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.
• Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone.
• The crest and crowning of all good, life’s final star, is the brotherhood.

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• Brothers are playmates at the beginning and best friends for life.
• There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.
• A brother is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit.
• Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.
• Never make a companion equal to a brother.
• Brothers aren’t simply close; brothers are knit together.
• We came into the world like brother and brother; And now let’s go hand in hand, not one before another.
• Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.
• I grew up with a younger brother, so I can get pretty rowdy.
• The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
• Brothers are like fat thighs they stick together.
• I smile because you’re my brother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.
• If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
• My big brother still thinks he’s a better singer than me.
• It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
• I can’t work with my brother without laughing.
• We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.
• Brothers don’t hit each other, they just high-five on the face.

Brother Status for Facebook

• After a girl is grown, her little brothers, now her protectors; seem like big brothers.
• Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
• Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.
• I love you, you were there for me, you protected me, and most of all, you loved me. We’d fight, scream, and argue, but, under it all, is love. That only exists in a brother and a sister.
• As we grew up, my brothers acted like they didn’t care, but I always knew they looked out for me and were there.
• My brother is one of my true heroes. Steady and sober where I am impulsive and emotional.
• It is an honor to call you, brother.
• A brother’s unconditional love is priceless.

Brother Status for Instagram

• We Fight. We Make Up. We’re Brothers.
• Dear brother, you are the source of my end-to-end smile.
• I’m mom’s favorite, my brother is mom’s second favorite.
• My brother is the only enemy I can’t live without.
• I am very proud to have a brother like you dear. I love you and respect you for all your deeds.
• To everyone else you may be my elder brother, but to me, you are simply my hero. Never change.
• I had a brother who was my savior, which made my childhood bearable.
• I’ll forever hold close to my heart… because I had a brother who supported me from the start.
• Glad to have someone who understands just how weird my parents are.
• A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for a difficult time.

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Funny Status

• I like insta, go and see my weird pictures #Funny.
• There’s a graveyard present in my mouth, the words escaping my lips die here.
• I can resist anything except temptation.
• I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions.
• I’m so awesome, I wish I had a friend like me.
• Smile to show you have teeth.
• I will go into survival mode if tickled.
• I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.
• In a relationship with my goals.
• Smile to show you have teeth.
• I will go into survival mode if tickled.
• I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.
• In a relationship with my goals.
• You can follow me or die.
• If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Funny Status In English

• I’m so naturally funny because my life is like a joke.
• Working hard to make my mitochondria proud.
• I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly.
• I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted.
• Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
• I cannot recall who had stolen my bio.
• Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.
• I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous.
• I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
• God is working all night on my prayers.
• I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
• I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming.
• Failed to guess my name Follow me on Instagram.,
• I’m so hilarious. I’m the only one who gets my jokes.
• I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be.
• Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Funny Status for WhatsApp

• Panic, chaos, and disorder. And that’s it, my work here is done.
• Who said I don’t contribute? Then who is making my contribution to entropy since *insert your birth year.
• All this while, I thought I wanted a job. Duh! All I wanted was the paycheck.
• Unfollowed a diet cause it didn’t follow me back.
• I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
• I am waiting for blessings that aren’t in disguise.
• The things that make me different are the things that make me me.
• When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
• I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.
• I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
• I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.
• Don’t drink while driving – you might spill the beer.
• I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.
• I speak fluent sarcasm.,
• Be bold or italic. Never regular.

Funny Status for Facebook

• If Girls are Oscar, then I am Leonardo DiCaprio.
• You gonna argue with me, then I on my Caps Lock.
• It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
• I hope someday I will enjoy anything in life, like how people savor green tea in the advertisement.
• Yes, I work out! Just thinking about how many miles with my thumb as I scrolled through.
• I eat the spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.
• Just another living proof that nobody is perfect.
• Busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day.
• I’m not actually online, it’s just an optical illusion.
• Support your bear arms so wear short sleeves.
• If you go by the theory of chemistry, alcohol is basically a solution.

Funny Status for Instagram

• Simply look at me. God is amazingly creative.
• Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
• I do not guarantee, the bio I am posting is not true.
• Its sounds funny, when people say they miss you. Do not even make an effort to meet you.
• I am poor or everything is just expensive.
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• My life is all about screwing things and hammers them.
• I don’t try to be awesome, awesome try to be me.
• Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
• It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine.
• Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Swag Status

• Swag is not about what you want people to think about you, it’s already knowing what they think about you.
• Perfection is God’s business. But I’m human.
• I have my own rules for leading my life.
• Today is better than yesterday. And it’s my achievement.
• I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
• Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.
• I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
• It’s not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It’s a lifestyle – like a suaveness or a swag.
• You cannot handle my swag.
• Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
• Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion.
• It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
• God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.
• don’t believe in plastic surgery, but in your case, Go ahead.
• All my haters are the secret fan of me cause they follow my every single step to copy.
• I don’t really go for the swagger thing too much.
• Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
• Being a superhero is great. Everyone should try it.
• I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
• When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
• Believe in your flyness…conquer your shyness.
• Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume.
• If my swag was a movie it would be sold out every day.
• She may be a bitch, but she’s a genuine bitch with a heart.
• Date a guy with a planned future. And not a guy with an Instagram swag.

Swag Status In English

• Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.
• I don’t care if you think you have ‘swag’. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
• When I say, I am right; means I’m right.
• I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
• Little girls fall for looks and swag. Basic bitches fall for the money. Real women fall for love and loyalty.
• Better to be strong than pretty and useless.
• She didn’t care that people called her a bitch. ‘It’s just another word for feminist,’ she told me with pride.
• I may not be the prettiest, smartest or strongest, but at least I’m me and don’t pretend to be someone that I’m not meant to be.
• Outer beauty appeals initially. But inner beauty captivates you for long.
• Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with dignity.
• Don’t search me on social media, search me in your mind.
• Be the person you need to be, not the person you think others want to see.
• I don’t rely on your opinion about me. Because it doesn’t define me.
• Kids call it swag, men call it class.
• Swagger! Swoop. Swoop. Swoop.
• Boys had something else…a sort of swagger about them.
• I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries.
• Like I mean I don’t even know why you girls bother at this point. Like give up, it’s me, I win, you lose.
• If you think I am bad then you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
• I am a hot dude with cool attitude.
• Gift ain’t what you take by effort, as swag ain’t what you worthy have.
• I don’t follow others, cause I’m my own boss.
• Big things take time. That’s why I’m usually late.
• Life is too short to be depressed, so smile.
• When I don’t like something, I just change it.

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• Yes, I have an attitude but it’s based on how you treat me.
• My motivation is what sets me apart; that’s what makes my swag original.
• Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl.
• Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called ‘walking.
• Having swag isn’t about what you wear or your hairstyle but about being confident in yourself & not everybody has swag.
• Turn your ‘SOMEDAY’ into ‘TODAY.
• I’m simple. And simplicity is the best.
• I will either win or learn. There’s no word in my dictionary called “lost”.
• This is me with full of swag, take it or leave it.
• Just the way I carry my swag and I’m humble with it too.
• Check my million dollar swag, I tell ’em 10-4 cause they wanna copy that.
• Swag is not a behavior, it’s an attitude.
• If you don’t like my attitude, stop staring. If you don’t like my rudeness, stop listening. If you don’t like my swag, stop hating.
• I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
• Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
• I don’t have an attitude! I have a personality you can’t handle.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
• Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted.
• You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh. We got the swag sauce, she drippin’ Swag.

Swag Status for Facebook

• When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
• Our society needs to re-establish a culture of swag.
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
• I’m just gonna do my own kinda swag of kinda dumbing something down and speaking some knowledge.
• The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies.
• Swag is not something you wear, it is something you are born with.
• ife is like a sports car, and I’m the driver.
• Don’t be a worrier, be a warrior.
• Negatives are used in the development of an image, just as they are in life.
• I’m not waiting for morning to come, I’m forcing the night to end.
• Search me anywhere else, I bet you won’t find me.
• If you’re upset, put on extra lipstick and go for it.

Swag Status for Instagram

• I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

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Savage Status

• Not your average girl, I am your savage girl.
• Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
• It is totally a waste of my mascara to cry over a guy like you.
• The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
• Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane
• Try not to put a label on me except savage.
• People say that I am bad.. but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare.
• The show must go on- with you or without you.
• I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
• I am the showstopper that you cannot afford to run your show.
• Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.
• Karma does not hit me; I hit karma back every time I meet it.
• Not liking me is your choice – a poor choice but it is okay.
• If you wanted to be a double-faced person, at least you could have made one of your faces pretty.
• My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.
• If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
• People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.
• Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.
• I’m just a good girl with bad habits.

Savage Status In English

• I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
• If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.
• Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
• I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
• You are alive only because it is illegal to kill another person.
• It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
• Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
• Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
• I wear heels bigger than your ego and use them for multipurpose.
• It is okay honey. Being jealous of me is normal.
• What’s a queen without her king? To be fair and historically speaking. She will more powerful.
• I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
• Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
• You have such a low IQ, my heels have much more height than that.
• Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
• Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
• Oh! See I found your nose crawling back again in my business. Please take care of it
• Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up.
• Life is not a race but I am still going to take first place.
• My attitude is savage but my heart is pure gold.
• This man got a good heart but this mouth kills the game, sorry.
• You want it or not, I will always take control of everything because I am the king.
• The mister will steal your heart and you cannot complain missy.
• A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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• You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like it’s funny.
• I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
• You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milkyway, you want me down on earth, but I up in space.
• There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
• Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
• Get lost! Yes, I am talking to you who is reading my caption.
• Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
• Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion.
• Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.
• Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.
• Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
• Oh darling, go buy a personality.
• My attitude is taller than me and I am not sorry for it.
• When in Rome, act like yourself. Do not give S*&t to rules.
• Make peace with your broken pieces of heart, not with the heartbreaker.
• Take a day off from your stupidity and be sensible.
• This earth is full of stupid people and I feel great to be exceptional here.
• Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.

Savage Status for Facebook

• I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else.
• Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
• Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
• I got a good heart but this mouth.
• If you think of yourself as a player, then I am definitely your coach.
• If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
• It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
• If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
• You’re just like math. I hate math.
• I do not buy stupidity or bull shit so stop trying to sell them to me.
• Give validity to feel the emotion ‘UGH!’. The world is full of it right now.
• Love the sound when the world shut up. Silence is golden people.
• Be enough savage to make Satan cry.

Savage Status for Instagram

• Resting bitch face is my specialty. Deal with it.
• will always shine brighter than your future.
• Can I have a pic with you please? I love to click myself with zoo animals.
• Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
• The only reason I’d ever get a s*ex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time.
• Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.

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Attitude Status

My attitude is like a mirror, only reflecting what’s presented in front of me.

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Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.

I don’t hate people; I just love Peoples who love me.

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It Does Not Do to Dwell on Dreams and Forget to Live Remember That.

Always stay true to yourself, & never sacrifice who are you for anyone.

If someone hates you without, reason then Give the reason to him.

Being “Single” is My Attitude.

Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people; I just pretend like it’s ok and waits. for my turn to destroy them.

Good Girls are those who can help people, Bad girls have no time to help.

I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true.

Your Attitude May Hurt Me But, Mine Can Kill You.

The goal is not to be rich; the Goal is to be a legend.

Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed.

if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem.

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May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I don’t care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they didn’t make it to my future

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.

The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on.

His IQ is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.

Attitude Status In English

I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

You Are a Designer of Your Own Destiny. Make It Better.

I may win and I may lose, but I will never be defeated.

Life Is Too Short. Don’t Waste It Removing Pen Drive Safely.

Be A Girl With A Mind, A Woman with Attitude, And A Lady with Class

I’m Not Perfect, I Make Mistakes, and I Hurt People. But When I Say Sorry, I Mean It.

To eat without getting fat, sigh! Every girl’s dream.

Inside every person you know, there is a person you don’t know.

I’m Not Nerd. I Am Just Smarter Than You.

Of Course, I Talk to Myself, Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.

Don’t Change So People Will Like You. Be Yourself and The Right People Will Love the Real You.

Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.

It’s Better to Be Hated for What You Are, Then to Be Loved for Something You Are Not.

Do the universe a Favor – don’t hide your magic.

Choose me or lose me. I’m not a backup plan and definitely not a second choice.

Maybe you should hustle as hard as you overthink.

Those who know me, never doubt me. Those who doubt me never knew me.

“I am a Butterfly in the form of a Girl. Pretty to Admire, but Difficult to catch.

Your crown has been bought and paid for. Put it on your head and wear it.

I probably should have been born with a warning label.

Once You Realise Your Past Is Just a Story, It Has No Power Over You.

Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.

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I don’t have bad handwriting; I have my own FONT.

Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it.

People often want to show what’s wrong with you because they can’t handle what’s right with you.

People with high egos and unnecessary attitudes deserve the standing ovation of the tallest finger.

Never do it for free if you are good at anything.

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I love and make it beautiful for those who are in my life. I love those who have left my life, too, and made it extraordinary.

You will judge me at the beginning and love me at the end.

I’ve had enough of trying to convince people to prove myself. Now, as long as I am content with myself, I don’t care what people think.

Never explain yourself to anyone. Because the person who likes you doesn’t need it, and the person who dislikes you won’t believe it.

If You Have the Availability to Think Big, Then Only You Can Achieve Big.

Don’t Judge Yourself with Others Because You Are Different from Them.

Sometimes, It Is Good to Be Yourself.

It Is Your Planning Which Gives You the Confidence to Go Ahead.

I Am Thankful to Those Person Who Leaves Me in Bad Situation Because Only Due to Them I Met with My Good Situation.

Keep your window of Attitude Clean to see a world of possibilities clearly.

Difficult doesn’t mean impossible. It simply means that you have to work hard.

You can try, baby, but you will never do it like me.

Being single is more intelligent than being in a bad relationship.

I hate two-faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I’m the girl who smiles to make everyone’s day even though I’m dying inside.

Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all.

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I am a good enough person to FORGIVE you.

But not stupid enough to TRUST you again.

Sometimes, Crying Is the Only Way Your Eyes Speak.

When Your Mouth Can’t Explain How Broken Your Heart Is.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice.

I don’t care what you think unless it is about me.

Don’t cry over money. Money never cries for you.

Before I die many will die with me and they’ll deserve it. See you in Hell.

It’s better to burn out than to fade away.

The weakness of Attitude becomes, Weakness of Character.

I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not

I am not a special Person, But I am just a limited edition.

Love me or hate me but you will never change me.

Who cares, I’m awesome.

Don’t follow your dreams, follow me.

I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.

I know who I am, you have no need to explain.

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring so I go back to being me.

If life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy’s eye.

I never lose. Either I win or I learn.

Treat me like a Queen and I’ll treat you Like a King but If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how it’s played.

So, you’re checking my status

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Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

Calm mind. Fierce heart. Unstoppable vibe.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t.

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.

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