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Thanksgiving Status

• Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. May God keep blessing you and fulfill all your wishes and dreams.
• We offered the turkey some dinner but he was already stuffed.
• This wine pairs well with a crazy family.
• Sorry this is now a Thanksgiving food fan account.
• Stuffing is the glue that holds my family together.
• Every year I say I won’t overdo it on Thanksgiving yet here we are.
• Keep calm and wear stretchy pants.
• Happy Thanksgiving. From our table to yours we’re wishing you a bounty of blessings today this holiday season.
• May your hearts be as warm as your kitchens this Thanksgiving.
• Sending you laughter joy and lots of stuffing this Thanksgiving.
• An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
• Wishing you a Thanksgiving stuffed with stuffing and love.
• The best part of the holidays is getting to see you… and pie gotta be grateful for pie.
• This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend. Happy Thanksgiving 2022.
• Dear friends may all the best things in this life be yours today and every day. Happy Thanksgiving.
• Happy Thanksgiving. I count my blessings every day that you’re in my life but especially today.
• Happy Thanksgiving. May the warm glow of autumn surround you as you celebrate the holiday with family and friends.
• I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating pumpkin pie as seriously as I do.
• I’m thankful for nights that turned into mornings friends that turned into family and dreams that turned into reality.

Thanksgiving Status In English

• May all the good things of life be yours not only at Thanksgiving but throughout the coming year.
• Happy Thanksgiving. Wishing you a day filled with joy and blessings and a wonderful holiday season ahead.
• May your pants be stretchy may your glasses stay full  and may your family avoid all talk of politics.
• Happy Thanksgiving. I may be miles away but know that I am thinking of you and wishing you a memorable holiday celebration.
• Happy Thanksgiving May you have a blessed and joyous holiday.
• May your Thanksgiving be full of peace love and joy.
• Wishing you a Thanksgiving full of love and blessings.
• Happy Thanksgiving We’ve been training for this all year… Let’s feast.
• No matter what happens this month at least you’re not a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving.
• Thank you for being there when I need you most.
• Happy Turkey Day. Wishing you a gobble gobble great holiday surrounded by family friends and a delicious feas.

Thanksgiving Status for WhatsApp

• My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes but I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
• Thank you for the food before us the friends beside us and the love between us.
• Here comes the time to be merry don’t hold your heart and be sorry. Better it is to say ‘Thank You’ than be always so blue. Happy Thanksgiving Day.
• May you have a wonderful time this Thanksgiving with friends and family. Enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving Day.
• Thanksgiving Day comes by statute once a year to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.
• Does anyone know what pumpkin pie tastes like when you’re hungry.
• On this Thanksgiving day I want to do more than stuff my face with all the food. So I’ll start by saying that I am so grateful for YOU. Happy Thanksgiving friend.
• Hope that you’re surrounded with the love of your dear ones on this festive season. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
• Happy Thanksgiving. As you celebrate today I hope you know how thankful I am that you’re my friend.
• At this time of Thanksgiving celebration our thoughts turn gratefully to you with warm appreciation. Our best wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving.
• A heartfelt thanks to you on this day for being my guide my teacher and my father. Happy Thanksgiving Dad.

Thanksgiving Status for Facebook

• May the good things of life be yours in abundance not only at Thanksgiving but throughout the coming year.
• Thank you Mom for always making spectacular meals throughout the years Thanksgiving won’t be the same without your special dishes.
• I’m really glad that we’re family. Thanking God for having you in my life on this special day.
• May you enjoy a bountiful Thanksgiving a joyous holiday season and healthful Happy New Year.
• Greetings Hoping that this Thanksgiving will be your best one yet.
• You’re in my thoughts and prayers. Hoping this day holds all the warmth contentment and love of a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving.
• You are a very special blessing to us. May love joy and happiness be yours in abundance this holiday season.
• Some friendships become more beautiful over time. Thank you for the color you add to my life I wish you a heartfelt Thanksgiving.
• Enjoy the feast and the company of your family on Thanksgiving Day.
• Everyday should be Thanksgiving Don’t forget to always give thanks even in the hardest times in your life.
• One of the joys of Thanksgiving is wishing you a happy and healthy holiday season.
• Have a Happy Thanksgiving Hoping your Thanksgiving is filled with blessings and joy.
• Thanksgiving A time to count blessings not carbs.

Thanksgiving Status for Instagram

• May you and your family know that we love and appreciate you.
• I hope your Thanksgiving table is full of your favorite food and surrounded by your favorite people.
• May Thanksgiving and the rest of the year remind us to be grateful for what we have.
• Thank you for being a friends you are truly a friend in need a friend indeed.
• Thanksgiving after all is a word of performance.
• Happy Thanksgiving May you and your family enjoy a grand feast and loving company.
• Friend wishing you Thanksgiving moments that are as sweet as pumpkin pie.
• This Thanksgiving we are reminded of just how grateful we are for you.
• Wishing you a harvest of blessings good health and good time.
• I’m really glad that we’re family. Thanking God for having you in my life on this special day.
• A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. This Thanksgiving may you give thanks for everything you are blessed with.
• May your blessings be multiplied this year and throughout all your life. Happy Thanksgiving wishes to you.
• May all the good things of life be yours not only on this day but throughout the coming year.
• May the holiday bring you good things in abundance that stay with you all year long.
• I Am Thankful for what I have… and for what I’ve Escaped Have a safe and enjoyable thanksgiving .
• I can’t button my pants but it was worth it.
• Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit.
• Gobble ’til you wobble.

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Funniest Status

• Funniest Enjoy your life there’s is plenty of time to be dead.
• I’ve been diagnosed with “awesomeness.” You might want to get checked but I doubt you caught it.
• Whenever I find key to success someone changes the lock.
• I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
• All my life a thought air was free. Until I bought a bag of chips.
• If people are talking behind your back that’s a good time to fart.
• Silent people have the craziest minds.
• Rules are made to be broken.
• If you can’t convince them confuse them.
• Even fools seem smart when they are quiet.
• Take my advice I’m not using it.
• I need 6 months’ vacation twice a year.

Funniest Status In English

• The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
• Marriage means silent suicide.
• I am not stubborn I am just always right.
• Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
• Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I’m your regular customer.
• Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
• If I won the award for laziness I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
• I like when you smile but I love it when I’m the reason.
• Hey I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not just read this message again.
• Great power comes with great electricity bills.
• I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
• If I ever need a heart transplant I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.
• It’s better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
• I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
• The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Funniest Status for WhatsApp

• Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
• A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s She changes it more often.
• Dear Karma I have a list of people you missed.
• 80% of boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain.
• Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
• Well I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
• My wallet is like onion opening it makes me cry.
• If I’d shot you soone I’d be out of jail by now.
• I didn’t say it was your fault I said I was blaming you.
• Is it vodka o’clock yet.
• Marriage is the main cause of divorce.
• Do you still hate me I don’t care.
• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
• Be nice to nerds they will be your boss one day.
• Two wrongs don’t make a right take your parents as an example.

Funniest Status for Facebook

• You smell like hidden motives get away from me.
• If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
• Of course I talk to myself Sometimes I need expert advice.
• The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
• My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.
• Stop thinking too much it’s all right not to know all the answers.
• If you smile when no one is around you really mean it.
• As long as there are tests there will be prayers in schools.
• When everything’s coming your way you are in the wrong lane.

Funniest Status for Instagram

• I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
• Zombies are looking for brains. Don’t worry you’re safe.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
• Don’t worry about what I’m doing worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.
• Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
• People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.
• Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
• Never make the same mistake twice There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
• On the internet you can be anything you want it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
• Life is onetime offers use it well.
• I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
• I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.

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Love Fake Status

• Love Fake Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style.
• Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest.
• How come it has to be the one person you love the most is also the one person who can hurt you the most.
• A worse situation will show out d fake and real care.
• You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
• People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
• Don’t keep running back to the one person that you need to walk away from.
• Some people are going to love you no matter what you do. And some people will never love you no matter what you do.
• Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
• I’m missing something in my life these days.
• Real love you feel it you see it you show it But fake love is just words.
• Making mistakes is better than faking perfection.
• I was how blind folded… by your fake love.
• My love for you is like a never-ending ocean with waves of insincerity crashing against your heart.
• Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
• Fake love, empty pocket and hungry stomach teaches many things.
• You complain about being lonely but when I was there for you you completely ignored me.

Love Fake Status In English

• Real love is rare but fake words and promises are everywhere.
• All the lies and pain you put me through I know now that your love was never true.
• The most painful memory. when I walked away and you let me go.
• Fake love is worse than real hate.
• The truth hurts for a little while but lies hurt for a lifetime.
• I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
• Sometimes being hurt too many times doesn’t make you stronger It destroys who you were who you wanted to be and makes you who you are today.
• The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone who says they love you is the moment you know they have been lying to you.
• Cheap Hearts can be bought with money and lies but the best Heart deserves nothing but Truth and Love.
• If you really care about someone you’ll make an effort to make things work out instead of leaving them unhappy & confused.
• Stop falling for those who won’t raise you up in the future.
• Don’t ever fake love anyone just because you’re lonely.
• The biggest coward is a man who awakens a women love with no intention of loving her.
• I didn’t fall in love with you I fell in love with the person you pretended to be.
• It’s better not to have anybody then to have someone who is half there or don’t want to be with you.
• I miss the old you. The one that cared about me.
• How do I make u understand my feelings are not fake Will u believe me if i give my life for this sake.
• Be all in or get all out. There is no half way.

Love Fake Status for WhatsApp

• You said you would love me forever you lied. You never loved me.
• Sex won’t make him love you. A guy can love your sex and still not love you.
• A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.
• You are the sunshine in my life but just like the sun my love for you will eventually fade away.
• They say love is blind but I can clearly see through the charade of my affection for you.
• Every beat of my heart sings your name but it’s all just a melodious lie.
• You’re the missing piece in my puzzle of deceit completing the facade of our fake love.
• I’ll love you until the end of time or at least until my lies catch up with me.
• You’re the reason my heart skips a beat but it’s all just a rhythm of deception.
• I’m addicted to the taste of your lips but our love is nothing more than a bitter illusion.
• You’re the queen of my heart ruling over a kingdom of false affection.
• No matter the distance between us my love for you will never waver… until I find someone better.
• My love for you is like a never  ending flame burning with the intensity of my fabricated emotions.
• You’re the air that I breathe but our love is just a suffocating lie.
• I would walk a thousand miles just to be with you but it’s all just a long deceitful journey.
• You complete me like no one else even though our love is just a mirage in the desert of lies.
• You’re the one I’ve been searching for my whole life or at least until someone more gullible comes along.
• You’re the prince charming of my dreams even though my dreams are filled with illusions.
• Every moment with you feels like a fairytale but I know deep down it’s all make-believe.
• You’re the reason my heart beats faster even though it’s all just a well-rehearsed act.

Love Fake Status for Facebook

• I would cross oceans for you but it’s all just a theatrical performance of false devotion.
• In your arms I feel safe and loved even though it’s all a facade of fabricated emotions.
• You’re the missing puzzle piece in my life but our love is just a fake picture of perfection.
• My love for you is like a bottomless well but the truth is it’s all just an empty void.
• You make my world brighter and more colorful even though it’s all just a painted illusion.
• You’re the sun that shines in my darkest days even though our love is nothing but shadows.
• I’ll love you forever and beyond or at least until I find someone more interesting.
• My heart belongs to you even though it’s just a borrowed emotion for the sake of appearances.
• You’re the air that I breathe even though it’s all just a suffocating cloud of pretense.
• Every word I speak is filled with love for you even though they are empty echoes of deceit.
• You complete me in ways I never thought possible even though our love is just an empty puzzle.
• With you I’ve found the meaning of true happiness even though it’s all a delusion of affection.
• I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
• The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.

Love Fake Status for Instagram

• The problem with relationships today is people let loneliness drive them into the arms of someone they don’t even love.
• The hardest thing about knowing you don’t love me is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
• There are some people who come in your life pretending that they love you only because they need you.
• You said I love you. I said it too. The only difference is I didn’t lie to you.
• Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance and without any visible reason.
• If someone wants you nothing will keep them away but if they don’t want you nothing will make them stay.
• Real love you feel it you see it you show it But fake love is just words.
• Love is a tangled web of lies woven with threads of false promises and empty gestures.
• Beware the love that shines too brightly for it may be nothing more than a clever illusion.
• Love is a treacherous road filled with potholes of deceit and detours of disappointment.
• Love is a puzzle with missing pieces leaving you searching in vain for a nonexistent solution.
• Behind every sweet word of love lies a bitter truth waiting to be revealed.
• Love is a counterfeit currency promising riches but delivering only heartache.
• Love is a masquerade ball where masks hide the true intentions of the heart.
• Love is a charade where players perform their roles with practiced deceit.
• Beware the love that whispers in your ear for it may be plotting your downfall.
• Young men love then lie. Not truly in their hearts but in their eyes.

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Moving Status

• Moving on is taking a million mistakes  turning them into learning experiences.
• Make the rest of your life the best of your life and move on.
• No more waking up with frowns. Moving On with my life
• Even when things seem impossible all you have to do is to keep moving forward
• How are you meant to move forward in life if you don’t make the decision to move on.
• To keep your life moving in the right direction Keep your thoughts moving in the right direction.
• You have your own value which no one can better define it. Move on from that worst one.
• Even if it’s only baby steps it’s a step closer to finally moving on.
• Relationship is matter for me but if it kills me then I have to move on with other aspects of life.
• ve been burdened with blame trapped in the past for too long I’m moving on.

Moving Status In English

• Moving on finding my own path.
• It might seem hard at first but I promise it will be worth it. Move on.
• He who would move the world must first move himself.
• It’s okay. It’s only change. Move on.
• Create your own future by moving on.
• Path has no end without walking how one can decide this.
• It is what it is. Accept it and move on.
• People change things go wrong. Shit happens but life goes on.
• Tired of the same old thing Move on.
• It’s called maturity and moving on.
• If a door closes quit banging on it and move on.
• Lessons in life are repeated until we learn and move on.
• Never have regrets. Move on and move up.
• Don’t let silly little things stop you from moving on.

Moving Status for WhatsApp

• When looking back doesn’t interest you any more you’re doing something right.
• Sometimes your value increases when you move on.
• I want to experience how fabulous it might be to move on.
• My life is moving on and it’s moving fast. But for the first time I’m moving with it.
• Moving on… It’s harder than it looks but moving on regardless.
• That perfect moment when you finally release it’s time to move on.
• Where you are not appreciated move on from.
• Embracing the beauty of life’s transitions and stepping into a brighter future.
• Moving on is easy. It’s staying moved on that’s trickier.
• Let today be the day you learn the grace of letting go and the power of moving on.
• We cannot become what we need by remaining what we are.
• Moving on is self-care which is intelligence.
• Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
• As you move toward a dream the dream moves toward you.
• The pain of letting go will be eclipsed by the relief of moving on.

Moving Status for Facebook

• Every day is a new day and you’ll never be able to find happiness if you don’t move on.
• Just chuck it all in the history bucket and move on.
• Life is all about trial version of things. One try can change your whole mindset.
• Once you’ve made the decision to move on don’t look back. You will never find your future in the rear.
• Something might be off. But not for long I’m moving on.
• If you don’t like what you’ve been dealing with find a way to move on.
• Finding peace in moving on and writing the next chapter of my life.
• Choosing to let go and create space for new opportunities.

Moving Status for Instagram

• On a journey of self-discovery and growth leaving the past behind.
• Embracing new beginnings and leaving the past behind.
• Moving on with gratitude for the lessons learned and excitement for what’s to come.
• Finding strength in letting go and moving forward.
• Building a brighter future by releasing what no longer serves me.
• Embracing change and welcoming new adventures.
• Learning from the past and using it as a stepping stone for a better future.
• Accepting that some things are meant to stay in the past and moving on with grace.
• Opening my heart to new possibilities and closing the door on what’s been holding me back.
• Making peace with the past and stepping into a future filled with possibilities.
• Choosing to release the anchor of the past and sail towards new horizons.
• Letting go of the past and focusing on the present knowing the best is yet to come.

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Lesson Status

• Failure is a lesson learned. Success is a lesson applied.
• Lies only exist if we believe in them.
• Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
• Your heart is your best compass.
• Always go with yourself never against yourself.
• Be grateful for this moment it is all there is.
• The biggest lie is the lie of your imperfection.
• Your beliefs are a filter for your reality.
• You have to be your own best friend.
• Be like a tree let the dead leaves drop.
• You get in life what you have the courage to ask for.

Lesson Status In English

• You just can’t let life happen to you you have to make life happen.l
• Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before.
• There are certain life lessons that you can only learn in the struggle.
• But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can’t please everyone so don’t try.
• Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.
• Haters and bullies are always cowards you know. They like to pick on little guys.
• It is not so much about what life hands you but what you do with what you get.
• Life is the largest stage.
• The best investment you can make is in yourself.
• In every success story you will find someone who has made a courageous decision.

Lesson Status for WhatsApp

• No matter how much suffering you went through you never wanted to let go of those memories.
• You can’t go back and change the beginning but you can start where you are and change the ending.
• Close some doors today. Not because of pride incapacity or arrogance but simply because they lead you nowhere.
• Forgive those that have yet to do you wrong and you won’t have to worry about it should the time come.
• Money can’t make me happy but self-sufficiency gives me the freedom to share myself creatively without worrying about how I’m going to pay the bills.
• The source of most of your frustrations and anxiety are the result of living in the future or the past.
• Even the most fundamental beliefs about reality are not true in themselves. Our thinking makes them true in our experience.
• The truth shall indeed set you free.
• How does love drive a person nuts love and you’ll see what I mean.
• Happiness is not based on external status it is an internal state.
• Your friends can be an elevator or a cage.
• Creatively expressing yourself is like making love to the universe.
• Everything is a game or a dance life is the ultimate game the ultimate dance.

Lesson Status for Facebook

• We are not our bodies we identify ourselves with our bodies but in reality we are the energy that moves through them.
• Love and compassion can heal the deepest wounds.
• The words you speak have power. Consider your words carefully. Use them for good rather than harm. Once they are out you can’t take them back.
• When you are true to yourself in all your actions your life takes on a whole new level of joy you never thought possible.
• Lesson Status for Instagram
• Life isn’t about what happens to you it’s about how you handle what happens.
• Holding on to a grudge is like injecting poison into your body every day. Forgive and let go. There’s no other way.
• Money is not the root of all evil fear is.
• True Friends are like family never underestimate them or take them for granted; because tomorrow they may not be there. Say I Love You.
• A successful relationship requires falling in love several times but always with the same person.
• Often those who aren’t the easiest to love are the ones who need it the most.
• The secret to happiness is the acceptance of yourself.
• This is an excuse for not trying. Great things can be accomplished at any age.

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Sarcastic Status

• Think I’m Sarcastic. Watch Me Pretend To Care.
• Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
• Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…use the sink.
• I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around.
• If a stranger offers you a piece of candy.
• My internet is so slow it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
• My IQ came back negative.
• Remember everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
• Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Sarcastic Status In English

• Dear Lord there is a bug in your software…it’s called Monday please fix it.
• Gods are fragile things they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
• Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• Suicide: Mans way of telling God You can’t fire me I quit.
• Me: What kind of font is this.
• When wearing a bikini women reveal 90 % of their body… Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
• I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
• I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
• I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
• Facebook is telling me to “reconnect” with my brother…hmmm I see him everyday.

Sarcastic Status for WhatsApp

• Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
• As the joker said if you are good at something why do it for free.
• Congratulations If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really.
• Going to temple church mosque doesn’t make you a human any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
• I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird strange sick twisted gross godless evil stuff and I want it.
• I wasn’t lying I was just writing fiction with my mouth.
• Upgrade your weekend Take Monday Off.
• I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
• If I promise to miss you will you go away.
• I’m not a bad guy I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell.
• I’m smiling. This should scare you.
• t takes two to lie… One to lie and one to listen.
• Living on Earth is expensive but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Sarcastic Status for Facebook

• We are born naked wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
• I love my life but it just wants to be friends.
• Don’t take life too seriously you won’t get out alive.
• A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
• I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
• If something goes wrong at the office blame the guy who can’t speak English.
• If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone in mind to blame.
• Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares.
• People say that laughter is the best medicine…my face must be curing the world.

Sarcastic Status for Instagram

• It takes patience to listen. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
• I wonder where my brother is his lunch is getting all cold and eaten.
• I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• No Déjà vu please… I Don’t want to go through that again.
• Waitress Do u have any questions about the menu.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• I’m a prince in Lagos Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country.
• There is no “me” in team. No wait yes there is.
• Don’t regret doing things regret getting caught.

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Wise Status

• You’ll never realize the value of what you have until what you have is no longer yours.
• Don’t talk if you don’t have any good thing to say.
• Accept that you have lost but never accept that you have failed.
• Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
• Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.
• The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
• If others are jealous you are doing something right.
• Be yourself. People may or may not like you but it’s important that you stay true to who you are.

Wise Status In English

• Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
• Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
• Best way to deal with haters Keep calm and stay classy.
• Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine.
• Extraordinary: it is the ‘Extra’ that makes us more than ordinary.
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
• Everyday is a gift that’s why they call it the present.
• Live each day as if your life had just begun.
• sing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
• Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.
• Don’t let yourself be controlled by these three things your past people and money.
• When the past calls let it go to voice mail. It’s got nothing new to say.
• Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
• Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
• Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is a gift so don’t live in history and don’t live in mystery live for today.
• Don’t be a fake. Because everyone likes the original.
• You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it it’s not a mistake it’s a choice.

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• Behind every mistake there is always a lesson.
• Got to have big hopes before you capture your dreams.
• Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
• We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
• Respect old people they graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia.
• The more you know the less you need to show.
• A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.
• Life is a festival only to the wise.
• Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.
• Never stop learning because life never stops teaching.
• Life doesn’t give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.
• The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
• The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
• Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.
• Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.

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• Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference if you made no difference in the world.
• Like birds let us leave behind what we don’t need to carry. Grudges Sadness Pain Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful Enjoy it.
• Don’t feel bad if people remember you only when they need you. Feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to their mind when there is Darkness.
• Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you’ll surely lose the person for the lifetime.
• Some of the best lessons we ever learn we learn from our mistakes and failures. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future.
• Each pain makes you more strong each betrayal more intelligent every disappointment more skillful and each experience wiser.
• Once you start working on something don’t be afraid of failure and don’t abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time. But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting Moment.
• Our dreams inspire us to live life to the fullest our sorrows guide us in learning and accepting who we are wisdom is what we achieve from experiencing both.

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• Don’t sacrifice yourself too much because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.
• As soon as the fear approaches near attack and destroy it.
• Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing know what you are doing and love what you are doing.
• It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.
• If you educate a man you educate a person but if you educate a woman you educate a family.
• More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them.
• Win as if you were used to it lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
• An educated man is one who knows a lot and says nothing about it.
• A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.
• Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.
• Dreams can be real if you see them through your heart and not through your brain.
• When the character of a man is not clear to you look at his friends.
• Don’t let your victories go to your head or your failures go to your heart.
• If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present.

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Money Status

• The money you make is a symbol of the value you create.
• Money can change your status not character.
• Don’t chase the money. Chase your dream.
• Money won’t create success the freedom to make it will.
• Money won’t make you happy… but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
• If you don’t get serious about your money you will never have serious money.
• Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.
• You only have so many hours in a day let others make the money for you.
• Money is the barometer of a society’s virtue.
• Wealth is not about having a lot of money it’s about having a lot of options.
• The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
• Do what you love and the money will follow.
• A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
• he more you learn the more you earn.
• Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
• The rich invest in time the poor invest in money.

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• Money was invented to spend.
• You will either tell your money what to do or the lack of it will always manage you.
• Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
• Wealth consists not in having great possessions but in having few wants.
• You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
• Money is usually attracted not pursued.
• If you wish to test a friend loan him money.
• Money is usually attracted not pursued.
• An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
• Money can’t buy happiness but it sure can make life a lot easier.
• Don’t cry over money. Money never cries for you.
• Saving money is not about being rich it’s about being wise.
• Never spend your money before you have earned it.
• The more you learn the more you earn.
• Money is a tool. Use it wisely and it can help you achieve your dreams.
• Invest in yourself and your financial future it’s the best investment you can make.

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• If you want to feel rich just count the things you have that money can’t buy.
• Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
• Money is just the poor man’s credit card.
• Money should be used and people loved instead money is loved and people used.
• Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.
• When I don’t have money I want to buy everything I see. When I do have money I don’t know what to buy.
• Waste your money and you have only wasted money. Waste your time and you have lost part of your life.
• Money is worth what it will help you to produce or buy and no more.
• I have no money no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
• All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
• I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
• There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.
• I do not like money money is the reason we fight.

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• All the money you made will never buy back your soul.
• Trade money for time not time for money. You’re going to run out of time first.
• When money talks nobody cares what kind of grammar it uses.
• Not he who has much is rich but he who gives much.
• A man is rich in proportion to the things he can afford to let alone.
• Money is power freedom a cushion the root of all evil the sum of blessings.
• There’s no money in poetry but then there’s no poetry in money either.
• Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
• If you want to know what God thinks of money just look at the people he gave it to.
• When it is a question of money everybody is of the same religion.
• It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
• Money doesn’t spend in hell…. The devil deals in a different coin.
• Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
• Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish but it will not replace you as the driver.
• If we command our wealth we shall be rich and free. If our wealth commands us we are poor indeed.

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• When I have money there is nothing to buy but when I don`t have money there is everything smile.
• Love and money should properly have nothing to do with each other.
• Dear ladies.. All men with money aren`t smart. Sometimes a man`s money grows but he doesn`t.
• Most stress is caused by three things family money and family with no money.
• It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is quite as truly.
• Money is the devil’s eye.
• Going shopping with money and nothing to find Going shopping without money.
• There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.
• Teenagers have time + energy, but no money. Middle age people have money + energy, but no time. Old people have time + money but no energy.

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Decision Status

• Decisions become easier when your will to please God outweighs your will to please the world.
• Trust your instincts and make judgements on what your heart tells you. The heart will not betray you.
• The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim.
• To decide is to walk facing forward with nary a crick in your neck from looking back at the crossroads.
• Sometimes you can head off a decision you’ll regret by looking into your heart and finding regret already there.
• Waiting hurts. Forgetting hurts. But not knowing which decision to take can sometimes be the most painful.
• Listen to the desires of your children. Encourage them and then give them the autonomy to make their own decision.
• A real decision is measured by the fact that you’ve taken a new action. If there’s no action you haven’t truly decided.
• If you care about what people think about you you will end up being their slave. Reject and pull your own rope.

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• Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
• A wise man makes his own decisions an ignorant man follows the public opinion.
• Your life changes the moment you make a new congruent and committed decision.
• Sometimes you make the right decision sometimes you make the decision right.
• Stay committed to your decisions but stay flexible in your approach.
• Be willing to make decisions. That’s the most important quality in a good leader.
• The only way I know how to fix my past is by taking control of my future.
• If you have a decision to make list down the pain points of doing it and the pleasures of doing it.
• When it is not necessary to make a decision it is necessary not to make a decision. Lord Falkland.
• the H.A.L.T. method. Never make a decision when you are Hungry Angry Lonely or Tired.
• In a minute there is time for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
• The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this Decide what you want.
• Nothing is more difficult and therefore more precious than to be able to decide.

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• Indecision becomes decision with time.
• It is the theory that decides what can be observed.
• Whether you decide you can or you can’t you’re right
• Plan B. You’ve always got to have a Plan B.
• Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny.
• Where there is no decision there is no life.
• go in the direction your head is pointed in.
• That should be considered long which can be decided but once.
• When one bases his life on principle 99 percent of his decisions are already made.
• Not making a decision means forgoing an opportunity.
• Indecision and delays are the parents of failure.
• Be slow to resolve but quick in performance.
• The roads we take are more important than the goals we announce.
• No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.

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• The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision.
• Your life changes the moment you make a new congruent and committed decision. Anthony Robbins
• The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. Flora Whittemore
• Good decisions come from experience and experience comes from bad decisions.
• The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this decide what you want.
• Once you make a decision the universe conspires to make it happen.
• A peacefulness follows any decision even the wrong one.
• It does not take much strength to do things but it requires great strength to decide what to do.
• You can’t make decisions based on fear and the possibility of what might happen.
• Your statistical track record for decision-making is somewhat concerning.
• The straight line a respectable optical illusion which ruins many a man.
• Some persons are very decisive when it comes to avoiding decisions.
• Everything is something you decide to do and there is nothing you have to do.
• I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
• Whenever you see a successful business someone once made a courageous decision.
• The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
• Your choices are made in a moment and yet their consequences transcend a lifetime.
• Do not plant your dreams in the field of indecision where nothing ever grows but the weeds of what-if.

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Flirt Status

• I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.
• I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
• You’re my snap-story my latest tweet and the only one I want to see on my Instagram feed.
• I’m on a mission to get over you in other words mission impossible.
• Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
• I wish I was a teddy bear that lay upon your bed so every time you cuddled it you cuddled me instead.
• Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
• Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.
• Hi I’m doing a survey What’s your name What’s your phone number Are you free next Saturday.
• I’m 50% single.
• I hope you have a license because you are driving me crazy.
• Hello I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
• You have an amazing butt. It’s just such a pity that you have to sit on it.
• When you sat down next to me my heart just forgot to breathe.
• Can you send me a picture. My friends don’t believe that angels really exist.
• Do I know you. Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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• You already caught me but every day you pull me in deeper and deeper.
• My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
• I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
• Just thinking about all the things we could do if we were back at my place right now.
• The only person that goes through my mind is you.
• God was showing off when He created you.
• Can I tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• I’m using my last 2% of battery to text you that I’m thinking about you.
• This text entitles you to one kiss on the body part of your choice. Choose wisely.
• I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
• I guess your name is Google. Because you have everything that I am searching for.
• You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
• You look so good right now. I can’t actually see you but I assume you look good because you always do.
• Did you smile when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.
• I must say that your mirror is very jealous. Every time you look into it it’s got the pleasure of looking back at you.
• I may run out of messages to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery but my heart won’t run out of space for you.
• You seem like an oxygen to me without you it’s hard for me to breath.

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• If you were a tear I would never cry in fear of losing you.
• When I look at you my mind goes blank and my heart beats faster. All I can do is feel and keep losing myself in you.
• Let’s flip a coin heads your mine tails I’m yours.
• Our first kiss is going to be epic don’t you think
• Just wanted to let you know that I just got out of the shower.
• The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.
• I’m trying my best to fall asleep but I just can’t stop thinking about you.
• At night time I sleep dreaming of you and in the day time I dream of sleeping with you.
• 8 billion people in this world and I only want you.
• That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
• I’m in my bed you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
• Hey Stop thinking about me so much
• I am a fish out of the water without YOU
• God made mud… God made dirt… God made guys so girls can flirt.
• You’re so hot I get a tan every time I look at you.
• You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just in my dreams.

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• I can’t wait to be by your side again. Or on top if you prefer.
• She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words.
• I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.
• I could just get lost in your eyes they are amazing.
• I love all the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes.
• When I want to smile I know exactly what to do. I just close my eyes and think of you.
• I need you like a heart needs a beat.
• Feel my shirt. Does that feel like boyfriend material
• Any guess where my favorite place to put my hands is. In Yours.
• What time do you have to be back in heaven.
• Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me.
• Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot.

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