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Wedding Status

• I want a marriage more beautiful than my wedding.
• Did you think that a wedding is all about newlyweds. Come on, it’s about delicious food and cake too.
• Weddings are not for the faint-hearted ask my bank manager… Have a great day.
• Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners.
• You are going to write the next chapters of your life stories together and I cannot wait to read it. A happy wedding day to you both.
• All I need for true happiness is having you by my side.
• Love is not a weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
• Happily, ever after begins here.
• Joined in love, bound by a promise.
• Celebrating our forever together.
• Love is the greatest adventure. Here’s to a lifetime of it.
• Two souls, one journey.
• It is only the beginning.
• Ready to start the adventure called marriage.
• We have tied not only the knot but our hearts and souls.
• Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

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• We just did it! She said yes and I just can’t wait. Shower us with your good wishes.
• The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
• I found my other half what else to wish for.
• Write our own stories, follow our hearts, and find love in our own time.
• He put a ring on and I put my heart into making him happy.
• It’s not what we have in our life, but who we have in our life that counts.
• Making the next step in our lives together.
• Yes, we have tied the knot and aim to be the best couple to spend this life happily ever after. Please, pray for us
• May our love and affection for each other flourish with each day to come.
• You look good wearing my future.
• Marriage. the roots are deep, the covenant is solid, love is sweet, life is hard, and God is good. #got..married
• In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck to your tight rope act.
• No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.
• You were mad for each other before today. From now on you will be mad at each other. That’s the magic of the wedding. Have a good time.

Wedding Status for WhatsApp

• With warm congratulations to a very special pair, who have found their dearest moments in the happy life they share.
• From today you are not just two different people in love, but you are a family. A whole package of love, passion, and affection.
• Congratulations for finally succumbing to life’s biggest myth a successful marriage.
• As you blend your lives together with each other, I want to wish you a married life full of romance, cuddle and lifetime of happiness.
• You are the most perfect match for each other. Let us pray for your happy future.
• Two beautiful hearts joining together with a promise of never letting go of each other. Wishes for a lifetime of happiness.
• No one wants to go to prison but everyone wants to get married. This world is so full of irony. Congratulations on your marriage by the way.
• I promise that I will be there for you through thick and thin.
• If someone sticks by your side through your worst times, they’re the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
• Sealed with a kiss, forever bliss.
• Here’s to love, laughter, and a lifetime of beautiful memories.
• Today, tomorrow, and always, together as one.
• The start of a new chapter, filled with love and joy.
• Love is our greatest adventure. Let the journey begin.
• I have found the one whom my soul loves.
• Two hearts, one love, and a lifetime of happiness.
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

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• Happily, ever after starts here.
• The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
• We tied the knot and our hearts together.
• Love is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.
• Together we make a perfect pair.
• Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.
• Our love story has just begun.
• I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
• Our forever starts today.
• Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
• Celebrating the love of the newlyweds.
• A new and sweet chapter of your life has begun today. May you two always stay together in love.

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• Love your spouse more than you love your career, hobbies, and money. That other stuff can’t love you back.
• Welcome to the dangerous world of married life. It‘s too late to repent! Have an amazing journey.
• You must have already started to think that it’s a mistake. But its too late my friend. You’re now officially a prisoner! Congratulations.
• I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Congrats anyway.
• Marriages are wonderful except to those who have already married. God bless you both for the new life you are going to start together.

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Cool Status

• I’m the dude with cool attitude.
• I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.
• I’ve never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
• I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
• Living my best life.
• Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
• Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.
• When life gives you LEMONS, make ORANGE JUICE and make them wonder how you did it.
• I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
• Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense.
• If you can’t get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
• Nothing is more dangerous than a woman gathering her thoughts.
• Creating my own sunshine on a cloudy day.
• Has discovered the secret to life, but I won’t tell you, because it’s a secret.
• I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want.
• Struggling to get your wife’s attention…..just sit down and look comfortable.
• A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
• Chillin’ like a villain with a heart of gold .
• Just a vibe you won’t find anywhere else.
• I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
• If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

Cool Status In English

• The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
• I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
• They say follow your dreams, so I’m following you.
• Death is life’s way of telling you that you’ve been fired. Suicide is your way to tell life, “you can’t fire me, I Quit.
• Boys got swagger, men have style, but gentlemen have class.
• My attitude is like a mirror, only reflects what’s presented in front of me.
• Prove them wrong. Normal is Boring.
• Who cares, I’m awesome.
• Born to express not to impress.
• Life is short, make it sweet. .
• Hi I’m James, let’s bond.
• I’m just trying to explain that I’m right.
• Chasing dreams and catching vibes .
• Be a voice, not an echo.
• People think I’m BAD, but the truth is I’m WORST.
• Nothing is illegal…Until you get caught.
• Just taking a moment to chill and let the stress melt away.
• Don’t be a slave in heaven. Be a king of hell.
• Love me or hate me but you will never change me.
• Eyes on the stars, feet on the ground.
• My life, my rules, my attitude. Deal with it.
• I don’t think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.
• I’m an odd combination of “Really Sweet” and “Don’t mess with me”.
• Friends are like boobs… Some are real some are fake.
• There is a great need of a sarcasm font.
• If something’s not going right, try left.
• Silent people have the loudest minds.
• Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly I can lose weight.
• A big shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.
• It’s complicated” relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease.
• When I was born. The devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition
• Everyone is normal until you find them on Twitter.
• Don’t follow your dreams, follow me.
• Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

Cool Status for WhatsApp

• Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
• People that aren’t used to quality always chase quantity
• Don’t let someone dim your light, simply because it’s shining in their eyes.
• Fuck everyone, it’s just you in the end.
• I don’t have time to hate anyone. I either love you, or I don’t care at all.
• Never trust a person with one only Facebook picture.
• Slaying my goals and taking names.
• Hustle in silence and let success make the noise.
• Chasing dreams and capturing moments.
• I’m not perfect, but my photos are.
• Creating my own sunshine.
• Life is short, make every selfie count.
• Doing it for the ‘gram.
• Work hard, travel harder.
• Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
• Living on the edge of my comfort zone.
• Collect moments, not things.
• I’m not just a picture, I’m a story.
• Embracing the beautiful mess that I am.
• Confidence is not ‘they will like me,’ it’s ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t.
• Stars can’t shine without darkness.
• Stay strong, the weekend is coming.
• Life is a journey, enjoy the ride.
• Be the reason someone smiles today.
• Work hard in silence, let success make the noise.
• Keep your face towards the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.
• Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
• I look at people sometimes and think… Really That’s the sperm that won.
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

Cool Status for Facebook

• The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
• When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
• U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
• Wakeup and Makeup.
• Once a queen, always a queen.
• Whatever boys can do, girls can do better.
• What she tackles she conquers.
• Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
• Girly and flirty to edgy and chic.
• Nothing can dim the light that shines from within.
• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
• I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me.

Cool Status for Instagram

• Little girl with dreams become a woman with a vision.
• As if I’m on fire from within, the Moon lives in the lining of my skin.
• Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring so I go back to being me.
• Be such a good soul that people crave your vibes.
• If life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy’s eye.
• Silence is better than bullshit.
• The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
• We live in an era of smart people and stupid people.
• Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
• I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
• I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
• Living my best life, one adventure at a time.
• Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me.

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Raksha Bandhan Status

• we are not lovers, we are siblings. Happy Rakshabandhan
• In good times or bad, you will always find me there by your side. Happy Rakhi.
• It’s lovely …that we got to grow up together…like two peas in a pod… Happy Rakshabandhan to my sweet as sugar brother.
• A good brother is valuable to his sister. You’re priceless to me! Happy Rakhi, bro
• This Raksha Bandhan, I pray to God that, may our bond of love continue to grow stronger with each passing year.
• To have a lovely sister is like having a true soulmate. Happy Rakhi.
• He is my friendliest foe and most hated love. He is my brother!….. Happy Rakshabandhan
• There is no buddy like a brother and no supergirl like a sister… Blessed to have both… Happy Rakhi.
• It’s good to know I have someone so strong looking out for me. Happy Rakhi, Bhaiya
• We laugh and cry, we play and fight. We shared moments of happiness and sorrows, which made our bond stronger. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you Sister.

Raksha Bandhan Status In English

• In the cookie of life, my dear sister is the chocolate chips. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
• Do not be disheartened that I am not there with you this Rakhi. My good wishes will always be with you. Wishing you a very happy rakhi.
• Thank you for being the pillar of my strength always. I am blessed to have you as my brother. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
• Gulab Jamun? Nah! Chocolate? Nope! How About a Jalebi? Nope! Still can’t find anything as sweet as you. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
• It is you who have hidden all my secrets and given me the freedom to do everything in life. Love you bhaiya!….. Happy Rakshabandhan.
• We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing. You’ll never lose me. I will always be here. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
• Sometimes I think you can read my mind. If you can read my mind, then you already knew that anyway. Wishing you a very Happy Raksha Bandhan Day.
• When the world goes dark, Stars are there. When the journey breaks up, hope is there. When the entire world vanishes, And you feel left alone, I am there. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
• Cherishing the memorable time spent in childhood and trying to make new memories this year. Happy Rakshabandhan.
• Many years ago, God gave me a wonderful gift and that was you, dear sister. Happy Rakhi.

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• Having a brother like you makes me feel safe in this world. I know I can turn to you if I need help. Happy Rakshabandhan.
• Missing those trifling fights and enormous love which we share. Happy Rakshabandhan.
• This one is the most wonderful relationship that I share with my sister! I am so obliged to God for gifting me with such a wonderful and protective sister.
• Though I have my own family now, I will always have a special place in my heart for you. We were friends as children, and we always will be.
• Being sister and brother means being there for each other.
• Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore.
• To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have a buddy or a confiden . it is to have a soulmate for life.
• Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
• Sisters and brothers just happen, we don’t get to choose them, but they become one of our most cherished relationships.
• Brothers and sisters separated by distance, joined by love.
• There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.
• My brother is one of my true heroes. Steady and sober where I am impulsive and emotional.

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• Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common childhood.
• Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they will still be there.
• Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.
• After a girl is grown, her little brothers. now her protectors. seem like big brothers.
• The sweet & innocent smile of my sister brings in happiness in my life!! Lots of love to my dear sister on this Raksha Bandhan.
• From childhood to now, you have always stood by my side and supported me. This Raksha Bandhan, I promise I will always protect you and care for you now and always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
• Having you is like having a best friend I can’t get rid of. I know whatever I do, you will still be there. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

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• I feel safe knowing I have you by my side. When life throws challenges at me, you will be there. Thank you for this incredible feeling of security.
• No matter how old you grow, for me you will always remain my adorable little sister. Happy RakshaBandhan.
• Even if we will not be together on this Raksha Bandhan to share the thread of Rakhi but there’s always this invisible thread that will keep us connected irrespective of the geographical boundaries.

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Janmashtami Status

• May Lord Krishna be with you and your family, always! Blessings of Health, Wealth, Love, and Happiness. Happy Janmashtami.
• Radhe Krishna, Hare Krishna! Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare! Happy Krishna Janmashtami to all.
• May the tunes of Krishna’s melody fill up your lives with eternal bliss. Happy Janmashtami.
• Jai Shri Krishna! Remember what Lord Krishna taught in the Gita and always follow the path of dharma. Happy Janmashtami.
• May Lord Krisna’s flute invite the melody of love into your life. May Radha’s love teach not only how to love But to love eternally! Happy Janmashtami.
• On this Janmashtami may all your wishes come true and may Nand Gopal shower his blessings on you and your loved ones! Happy Janmashtami.
• Wishing you and your family a wonderful day honoring Krishna! Let’s celebrate this Janmashtami with joys and happiness.
• May the Natkhat Nand Lala bless you and your family with peace and prosperity. Wish you a Happy Krishna Janmashtami.

Janmashtami Status In English

• Sending your way warm heartfelt wishes… May you have a joyous occasion. Happy Janmashtami.
• Whatever you do, make it an offering to me – the food you eat, the sacrifices you make, the help you give, even your suffering.
• Just remember that I am and that I support the entire cosmos with only a fragment of my being.
• They live in wisdom who see themselves in all and all in them, who have renounced every selfish desire and sense craving tormenting the heart.
• I am death, which overcomes all, and the source of all beings still to be born.
• That which seems like poison at first, but tastes like nectar in the end – this is the joy of sattva, born of a mind at peace with itself.
• For this is a special time when family and friends get together for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of Janmashtami and always. Happy Janmashtami.
• May the steps of Lord Krishna come to your house and burn the lamp of happiness for you! Happy Janmashtami.
• Jai Shri Krishna! May Krishna bless you with fortune and wisdom. Happy Janmashtami.

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• May Murli Manohar continue showering health and happiness on your family and may you always remain in his list of favorites. Happy Janmashtami.
• Celebrate the birth of the ALMIGHTY! Spread the bliss of Janmashtami! Wishing you and your family a very happy and blessed Janmashtami.
• I am time, the destroyer of all; I have come to consume the world.
• Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna… Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare… Wishing you a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami.
• Celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna who enchants everyone by his playful mischiefs. Have a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami.
• May the blessings of Lord Krishna fill your life with Happiness and Virtues on this Krishna Janmashtami.

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• Hell has three entries “Greed, Anger, Lust” Always keep this Sri Krishna’s message in mind. Happy Janmashtami.
• May Lord Krishna come to your house and take away all your Makhan Mishri with all your worries and sorrows. Happy Janmashtami.
• Jai Shri Krishna! I pray that Lord Krishna helps you in making all your dreams come true. Happy Janmashtami.
• There are three gates to this self-destructive hell: lust, anger, and greed. Renounce these three.
• Among animals I am the lion; among birds, the eagle Garuda. I am Prahlada, born among the demons, and of all those measures, I am time.

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Month Status

• Many people look forward to the New Month for a new start on old habits.
• May your new month be as colorful, bright and fun-filled as ever. This month may you know no tears except those of joy.
• Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
• As this new month begins, I hope you let go of your burdens, and begin a fresh chapter filled with peace love and everything nice.
• May your new month be filled with no regrets or letdowns but breathtaking moments and immeasurable happiness.
• This month is another step on your way to happiness and realization of your dream. Keep running and you’ll reach your goal very soon.
• Let the sunshine in. Happy new month.
• New month, new challenges, new hopes, new goals.
• Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
• No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again. Happy New Month.
• This month, expect to be victorious, expect to win, and expect to shine.
• They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
• Drop the last month into the silent limbo of the past and thank God that it can go.
• You can’t turn the clock back, so you have to look ahead. Happy new month.
• Here’s to a month of possibilities, overcoming challenges and all-round success.
• Don’t wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great.
• The best thing about a new month is that it is a clean slate with 30 chances to do something great.
• Today is the first day of the new month. So, take a deep breath and start moving towards your goals and dreams.
• They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
• The old has passed away…the new has come.
• Just take it as a beautiful chance for you to rebuild yourself.
• Life is just a set of new beginnings, but the outcomes are up to ourselves.
• Start the new month with hope and happiness and kiss your feet! Best wishes.

Month Status In English

• I wish you all a happy new month, a month filled with prosperity, happiness, love and good health.
• Forget previous days. Don’t see further ones, just live today. A happy new month.
• A New Month’s resolution is something that goes in one month and out the other.
• Happy New Month! Sending you sincere regards for a prosperous month ahead.
• Wishing you a month full of new opportunities and good news! Happy New Month.
• I wish you a month of Happiness, Success, Peace, Prosperity, Good Health, and Wealth.
• Miracles shall surround you in this month throughout, happy new month.
• May this new month of the year bring you so much happiness.
• Let your purpose consume you this month, let passion distinguish you. Go for excellence.
• May the upcoming month bring new motivation in your life! Happy New Month.
• I just want to wish you a beautiful, amazing and sweet month ahead of you. Happy New Month to you.
• Happiness and prosperity shall be yours. I hope this new month brings you everything you desire.
• May all that you do in this new month be productive and successful. Happy New Month to you.
• In this month, you will be unstoppable. An overflow of god’s blessing shall surround you.
• I pray that God will take your worries, failures and anxieties away from you in this new month. Happy New Month.
• I pray for you that god will grant you peace, success and favor as we step into this new month.
• May good health and good fortune be your portion as you step into the new month. Happy new month.
• A new month is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Happy New Month.
• May you realize your dreams in this month come; may every one of your wishes become a reality. Happy New Month.
• You are a fighter and one of the strongest people I know, so March on because I know this month you’re going to win all your battles. Happy new month.
• Wind is blowing, birds are chirping and trees are whispering in my ear that new days are coming. So be ready to embrace what’s new in your life.
• I pray this new month brings with it the peace and serenity you so truly deserve. I wish you a favorable and fun-filled month.

Month Status for WhatsApp

• A new month marks a new beginning and a fresh start.
• I wish you a beautiful new month from the first day of this month to the last day.
• New month, new intentions, new goals, new love, new light, and new beginnings.
• For the New month, wishing you an abundance of good luck. Lots of love. Total peace of mind and much more wealth Happy New Month.
• May you never have hard times in this new month and always. Happy new month of success.
• Cheers to a new month and another chance for us to get it right.
• You got to be starting something too high to get over.
• The beginning is the most important part of the work.
• The object of a new month is not that we should have a new month. It is that we should have a new soul.
• It is never too late to be what you might have been.
• Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
• Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
• Let’s forget the baggages of the past and make a new beginning.
• Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
• Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning and be the best that you can be, and you’ll get to where God wants you to be.
• You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down.
• Every end is just a new beginning. Keep your spirits and determination unshaken and you shall always walk the glory road.
• No one can ever take your memories from you – each day is a new beginning, make good memories every day.
• I made no resolutions for the New Month. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
• Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
• Starting over can be challenging, but also it can be a great opportunity to do things differently.
• Drop the last month into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
• For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.

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• Nothing in the universe can stop you from letting go and starting over.
• Happy new month. Dream big, live large, stay true and have faith.
• Wishing you a lot of strength and inspiration. Happy new month.
• For last month’s words belong to last month’s language and next month’s words await another voice.
• As we close one chapter, the pen is gradually inking up, preparing itself to write the next.
• Let, from this month onwards, your days become happier, fulfilling, and joyful.
• Hey you, it’s a new month again, may your new month be filled with laughter and happiness extending to all the months to come.
• New month, new day, new goals! Let’s go start (Name of The Month) off on a good start! #newgoal
• Life is overflowing with the new. But it is necessary to empty out the old to make room for the new to enter.
• Dare to be different this month. Dare to stand out. Dare to be the one with a voice. Dare to shine! A happy new month.
• Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, yippee! It’s New month! Happy New Month.
• It’s a new month! It’s time to bid failures bye! It’s time for sorrow to cease! It’s time for the sun to shine again! It’s time to smile.

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• It is never too late to do the things we’ve always wanted to and I wish this new month inspires you to seize each moment the best way you can. Happy new month.
• You are always in my prayers, always in my heart and the depths of my soul. Have a great month my love.
• Whatever the new month is bringing for you, be it good or bad; always keep that smile on your face no matter what.
• Wishing you a fantastic new month, filled with exciting experiences and great opportunities! Happy new month, dear friend.
• The big journey begins with one tiny step. Let this month be the beginning of something huge and amazing that will change your life. Wishing you a very happy new month.
• I wish for you the things you wish for yourself. I pray wherever you go this month and everything you do will bring you joy and happiness. Wishing you a magical month.
• My prediction for you for the new month is if you had a bad month so far, it’s going be a good one. And if you had a good one, it’s going be even a better one.

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Cute Girly Status

• cute mum and a wife with a really cool day job.
• To be honest, makeup is a big part of what I do for a living.
• For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.
• Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
• I’m 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
• Goal: Bigger Smile.
• I don’t feel ashamed for who I am, that’s my parent’s job.
• There is beauty in simplicity.
• Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes.
• Sassy, classy with a touch of badassy.
• Being worn a girl is the worst and the best that happened to me.
• Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.
• I want to be the girl you fall for when everybody else is falling for you.
• I am a girl. I don’t smoke, drink or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we do still exist.
• I apologize for anything I post while hungry.
• Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
• Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go.
• Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore. They just pack and travel the world.
• Don’t know what to do. You can start by hitting that follow button.
• I apologize in advance.
• I’m sweet like honey.
• I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
• Just a touch of eyeliner and red lips is glamorous.
• I’m not hot, it’s called cuteness overloaded.
• She who dares, wins.
• I can’t live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.

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• Beneath the makeup and behind the smile, I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
• You know, you go home and you try on a new mascara, and I guess a male CEO can’t do that.
• A messy bun and having fun.
• Making history, I mean…Insta stories.
• I don’t need a prince charming to have my own happy ending.
• I like being glamorous because it’s not a crime.
• Single, focused, blessed. Living life.
• One day, I hope to become a grown-up.
• Simple but significant.
• Life is short so I’m smiling while I’ve still got all my teeth.
• Daydreamer, night thinker.
• I shine from within so no one can dim my light.
• Being a girl is so expensive.
• I will not compare myself with a stranger on Instagram.
• Glamour is beyond beauty and beyond age.
• I have eclectic taste, and I love vintage style mixed with glamour and old-world charm.
• Just have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick.
• Just some chick bitching about her effed up life and stuff.
• I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.
• I am strong, I am beautiful, I am enough.
• Follow along to witness history in the making.
• Just a girl in front of a photo willing to receive likes.
• Looking at the world through colored glasses.
• I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
• Follow me to get a behind the scenes look at my life.
• Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
• True sensuality is classy.
• I’m the exception.
• Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.
• I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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• If he ruins your mascara, ruin his life. Makeup is expensive.
• She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin’s so pale she looks like she’s just broken down.
• I am a Girl, I am smart, I am strong, I can do anything.
• I love my husband, my dogs, all things marketing, three-day weekends, high-heels, reading, running, knitting, sushi, wine, long walks on the beach…wait, what.
• I love the person I’ve become because I fought to become her.
• A girl should be two things: Who and What she wants.
• I wanna be different just like everyone else.
• The most attractive accessory a girl can have is CONFIDENCE.
• I’m not the jealous type, but what’s mine is MINE.
• Used to think I was a tad indecisive, but now I’m not quite sure.
• Follow my Instagram or I’m nacho friend anymore.
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• I might not be where I want to be yet but I get closer every day.
• Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk.
• I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
• Who cares, I am awesome.
• Your soul shines through even if you haven’t got mascara on.
• Don’t like me Don’t care.
• Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.
• Nobody can make me cry in public. I’ll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.
• Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
• Living life on my own terms.
• I’m imperfect and geniously mad and love to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• I love to have the fun so I don’t obey all the rules.
• Just like my eyeliner, I always wing it.
• My standards are high… just like my heels.

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• In every woman there is a Queen. Speak to the Queen and the Queen will answer.
• Smart. Strong. Silly. Straight up class act.
• I’m out here hustlin’ to claim what’s mine.
• Don’t tell her how to dress, tell him not to rape.
• I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
• Better to be queen for an hour than a countess for life.
• I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
• live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other.
• I’m the girl you’ll never BE.
• You can’t keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.
• Savage attitude but a golden heart.
• Glamour is about feeling good in your own skin.
• I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.
• I’m just a girl who enjoys minding her business…Literally.
• Naturally and artificially flavored.
• Spending my days in a well so I can say they’ve been well spent.
• They call me Febreeze because I’m so fresh.
• Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
• Acting like summer & walking like rain.

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• I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.
• I believe in making the impossible possible because there’s no fun in giving up.
• My story will inspire you so be sure to hit that follow button.
• Who else are you going to follow. Really.
• Joy is the best makeup. But a little lipstick is a close runner-up.
• It’s not just songs and glamour. It’s sweat, blood, broken toes, and mistakes… It’s life.
• These people are amazing. It’s so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.
• Turned my dreams into my vision and my vision into my reality.
• It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.

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Monthsary Status

On our monthsary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

There is always a meaning attached to every “3rd” I think that the meaning attached to this month of our relationship is love, peace, and joy.

Just like a seed grows into a tree so has our love grown so deep and eternal that no pleasures of the world can outlive it.

Dating you is like a journey. I know that I will arrive at my destination safely without any problem or distraction. Thanks for your cooperation. Happy monthsary my dear.

Yey. We did it! We lasted a month. Happy first-month Boo I hope in the future we could turn months into years. Happy 1st monthsary.

If my life was a ship, you would be the anchor that holds me in place and the sails which take me on a beautiful journey.

There is no long-distance in our love, it’s the connection of hearts that’s always been the sparkle of our love. Happy monthsary and God bless us.

A lover, a partner, a girlfriend, a best friend. I can’t believe that I have all rolled into one! Happy 1st monthsary.

Deep gazes, romantic hugs, and cute cuddles – I hope that with our monthsary, all of this doubles. I love you.

When I first met you, I didn’t realize how important to me you would become.

Every thirty days my life’s battery gets a new charge in life because of you. Happy Monthsary.

There have been so many ups and downs but you never left the side of me. Love you to the core. Happy monthsary.

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Everyone says you only fall in love once but that’s not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

I would love to grow old with you and witness countless Monthiversaries with you. Happy Monthsary.

So far, every moment we’ve spent together has been awesome. But I promise you, that the best is yet to come. I love you.

Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless. But a moment spent with someone who really loves you is more than life itself.

I thought dreams don’t come true but then I met you and fell in love with you. It’s been months since I have been this lucky enough. Happy monthsary.

I know that if I marry you today you will not change. Only within a month, I can say how loving you are to me. I will love you till I die and that is a promise.

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.

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To each other, we’ve made many beautiful promises. But the best ones are still in my heart, waiting to be made when the time is right.

I thought dreams don’t come true but then I met you and fell in love with you. It’s been a month since I have been this lucky enough. Happy Monthsary.

The bond of love can never fade when it’s you and I and today is our really special day as we complete these months of that bond.

Each monthsary is a chance for us to celebrate the time that we have been blessed to have together. Happy Monthsary.

I am so sure that many men have come to you with their different proposals yet you chose to be with me. I am here to announce to you that I will love completely till death do us part.

You changed my life and taught me what real love and care mean. You are the world to me now. Happy monthsary to you.

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Today is an awesome day to acknowledge how awesome it is to have you in my life. Happy Monthsary baby.

Dear beloved boyfriend, I know you are just as happy as I am. We have just spent the first month of our relationship. I wish to spend another thousand months with you.

You make me smile when I cry; you pick me up when I’m down, you have to deal with me at my worst and love me at my best. Happy monthsary.

I never believed that a man could make me find my true happiness again until I met you. Your ability to do that baffles me a lot. Happy 3rd-Monthiversary.

Fights and arguments, ups and downs. Hugs and kisses, smiles and frowns. We’ll sail through it all together, not just now but forever. Happy monthsary sweet.

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Diwali Status

Happy Diwali with lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.

May your Diwali be a rangoli of lights brightening up your home with happiness and prosperity

Let’s all ego be burnt, let all sourness to fade, let all rudeness to melt, Let’s brighten our lives, Let’s have a very happy Diwali

Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, and happiness. May God always bless us.

May this Diwali be held close to our hearts because its meaning never ends and the spirit of which is warmth and joy of remembering old friends! Happy Diwali.

Light, camera, action, Happy Diwali.

keep calm, have fun, it’s Diwali.

Life is a Diwali festival only to the wise.

Light over darkness, hope over despair, and the victory of good over evil in the world. Happy Diwali.

Let this Diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times. Happy Diwali.

Happiness is in the air, It’s Diwali everywhere, let’s show some love and care, and wish everyone out there.

A festival full of sweet childhood memories, a sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets, the house full of diyas and heart full of joy. Happy Diwali.

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With the gleam of Diya’s and the echo of chants, may happiness and contentment fill our life.

I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moment. Happy Deepawali

Happy Diwali. May your life turn up to be Lit every day.

This Diwali be the glow that lights up someone’s life.

Burn all your bad times and enter the good ones – Have a happy Diwali.

Test the light and get ready for Diwali night.

A balanced diet is a laddoo in each hand – Happy Diwali.

Let’s celebrate the festival in the true sense by spreading joy and light up the world of others. Have a happy, safe and blessed Diwali

On Diwali wishing you the best of everything that this festival brings.

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Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow! Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness! I wish you and your family sparking Diwali

The happiest of wishes for a Deepawali, that will be happy in every way for someone like you.

Sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets. House full of diyas and hearts full of joy. We Wish You A Happy Diwali.

This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his laddoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali.

This Diwali, I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity, health and lots of fun! Happy Diwali.

Red, blue, green, yellow; not one but all are my favorite. And the most favorite one is the bright colorful lamp of Diwali. I wish you a very colorful Diwali.

I am sending out the brightest wishes for you and your family on this Diwali. Hope you all have a great year ahead.

Lighten the life, illuminate the happiness, burn the sorrows, make chocolaty every relation, wishes you all the success, countless smiles and healthy life – Happy Diwali.

Doubt is like darkness and trust is like a light. There is no way one can destroy light by throwing darkness into it. So, let’s come together and enjoy the festival of lights. Happy Diwali.

This Diwali lets all dedicate to the Lights more than the noise.

Celebrate Diwali, light up your life with peace and harmony.

May you all attain the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the Self. Happy Deepavali.

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Turn your Diwali into the sassiest time of the year with a bunch of sweets.

Celebrating light, hope, and goodness around the world. Happy Diwali.

Have a prosperous Deepawali and may the coming year be rewarding… Happy Diwali.

Shine like sparkles, glow like candles and burn all the negativity like crackles. Wish you all a very lovely and cheerful Diwali.

May the sweetness of sweets always stay in your life and make you sweet. Happy Diwali.

Hope you have a memorable Diwali and let the celebrations bring in joys that never end. Shubh Diwali.

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May this Diwali bring you luck, happiness, joy and success in all your endeavors in life. Happy Diwali

Diwali is about setting goals, not accumulating gold. As Lakshmi comes from Lakshya, meaning Goal. Happy Diwali

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.

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Instagram Status

• Follow my Instagram or I’m nacho friend anymore.
• I’m sweet like honey.
• I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
• Just a touch of eyeliner and red lips is glamorous.
• I’m not hot, it’s called cuteness overloaded.
• She who dares, wins.
• I can’t live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.
• Beneath the makeup and behind the smile, I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
• You know, you go home and you try on a new mascara, and I guess a male CEO can’t do that.
• A messy bun and having fun.
• Making history, I mean…Insta stories.
• I don’t need a prince charming to have my own happy ending.
• A mum and a wife with a really cool day job.
• To be honest, makeup is a big part of what I do for a living.
• For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.
• Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
• I’m 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
• Goal: Bigger Smile.
• I don’t feel ashamed for who I am, that’s my parent’s job.
• There is beauty in simplicity.
• Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes.
• Sassy, classy with a touch of badassy.
• Being worn a girl is the worst and the best that happened to me.
• Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.

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• I want to be the girl you fall for when everybody else is falling for you.
• I am a girl. I don’t smoke, drink or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we do still exist
• I apologize for anything I post while hungry.
• Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
• Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go.
• Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore. They just pack and travel the world.
• Don’t know what to do? You can start by hitting that follow button.
• I apologize in advance.
• I will not compare myself with a stranger on Instagram.
• Glamour is beyond beauty and beyond age.
• I have eclectic taste, and I love vintage style mixed with glamour and old-world charm.
• Just have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick.
• Just some chick bitching about her effed up life and stuff
• Who runs the world? GIRLS.
• I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.
• I am strong, I am beautiful, I am enough.
• Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
• A girl should be two things: CLASSY and FABULOUS.
• Like me or hate me, I’d still be this pretty.
• True sensuality is classy.
• I’m the exception.
• Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.

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• I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
• If he ruins your mascara, ruin his life. Makeup is expensive.
• Who cares, I am awesome.
• Your soul shines through even if you haven’t got mascara on.
• Don’t like me? Don’t care.
• Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.
• Nobody can make me cry in public. I’ll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.
• Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
• Living life on my own terms.
• I’m imperfect and geniously mad and love to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• I love to have the fun so I don’t obey all the rules.
• Just like my eyeliner, I always wing it.
• My standards are high… just like my heels.
• In every woman there is a Queen. Speak to the Queen and the Queen will answer.
• Smart. Strong. Silly. Straight up class act.
• I’m out here hustlin’ to claim what’s mine.
• Don’t tell her how to dress, tell him not to rape.
• I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
• Better to be queen for an hour than a countess for life.
• I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
• live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other.
• I’m the girl you’ll never BE.
• You can’t keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.
• Savage attitude but a golden heart.
• Glamour is about feeling good in your own skin.
• I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.
• I’m just a girl who enjoys minding her business…Literally.
• Naturally and artificially flavored.

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• Spending my days in a well so I can say they’ve been well spent.
• They call me Febreeze because I’m so fresh.
• Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
• Acting like summer & walking like rain.
• I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.
• I believe in making the impossible possible because there’s no fun in giving up.
• My story will inspire you so be sure to hit that follow button.
• Who else are you going to follow? Really.
• Joy is the best makeup. But a little lipstick is a close runner-up.
• It’s not just songs and glamour. It’s sweat, blood, broken toes, and mistakes… It’s life.
• I love the person I’ve become because I fought to become her.
• A girl should be two things: Who and What she wants.
• I wanna be different just like everyone else.
• I’m not the jealous type, but what’s mine is MINE.
• Used to think I was a tad indecisive, but now I’m not quite sure.
• These people are amazing. It’s so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.

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• Turned my dreams into my vision and my vision into my reality.
• It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
• She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin’s so pale she looks like she’s just broken down..
• I am a Girl, I am smart, I am strong, I can do anything.
• I love my husband, my dogs, all things marketing, three-day weekends, high-heels, reading, running, knitting, sushi, wine, long walks on the beach…wait, what.

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Sassy Status

• Behind this sassy smile lies a mind full of ambition.
• Attitude is like underwear. don’t show it just wear it.
• I’m allergic to drama, so please keep your negative vibes away from me.
• I’m not here to fit into your world. I’m here to create my own.
• I’m like a diamond: rare, precious, and unbreakable. Handle with care.
• I may be sweet, but don’t underestimate the fire that burns within me.
• Life is too short to be anything but fabulous. And trust me, I’m all about the fabulous.
• I’m not here to be average; I’m here to be extraordinary. Try to keep up.
• Some people call me difficult. I prefer the term ‘selectively fabulous.’
• I don’t chase, I attract. So if you’re lucky enough to be in my orbit, consider yourself special.
• Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.
• Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.
• Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who i am. But my attitude. That depends on you.
• If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
• When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you.
• Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I’ll be happy being incredible.
• Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
• You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.
• What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
• Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.
• I think you are lacking Vitamin me.
• If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status.
• I’m the queen of my own little world.
• Smartness is the definition of beauty. And so I am smart.
• Don’t be so proud of your skin color, We all are same when lights go off.
• It is so hard to please everybody, but so easy to piss off anybody.

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• Oh no no no! I don’t sugarcoat stuff and say. That’s just not me.
• If you listen to me closely, you can hear me not caring.
• Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
• I don’t give a damn to what you think. Sorry if I gave you such an impression.
• Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.
• I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and to hot for you.
• The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.
• Love me. Great. Hate me. Even Better. Don’t know me. Don’t judge me.
• I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.
• Brains are an awesome tool. I wish everybody had one.
• If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.
• If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
• Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
• Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.
• If she calls herself an actress by making videos on TIK-TOK then I’m an army man cause I play PUBG.
• Remember one thing, you might be a player. But I am the game changer.
• Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.
• It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP.
• Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
• I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you.
• People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.
• Of course, I will be odd only. Because you see, I am number 1 in everything.
• Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.
• If I can’t remember anything, then that thing never happened.
• I sometimes wonder how do people judge others for things they themselves do.
• Confidence level: Sassy and unapologetic.
• Warning: Sassy vibes ahead. Proceed with caution.

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• I’m not a princess. I’m a queen with attitude.
• Keep staring, darling. Maybe one day you’ll figure me out.
• Rocking my own style, breaking all the rules.
• Classy, sassy, and a little bit bad-assy.
• I’m not here to blend in. I’m here to stand out.
• Sparkling with sass and a touch of mischief.
• Radiating sassiness from every angle.
• Too glam to give a damn.
• I may be small, but my attitude is larger than life.
• Embrace your uniqueness and let your sassy side shine.
• Dress for success, and don’t forget the sass.
• Throw sass around like confetti.
• I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
• If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.
• Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
• Be a stiletto in a room of flats.
• You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
• I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.
• If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.
• actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny.
• You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
• You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
• If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already.
• I love rumors. I always find out amazing thing about myself. I never knew.
• It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

Sassy Status for Facebook

• I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here’s a band-aid.
• My back is not a voicemail, so better say it on my face.
• If being Hot is a Crime ARREST ME.
• I know I’m a handful. That’s why you have two hands.
• If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
• People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.
• When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.
• The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
• Move over people; my sassy mode is in full form today.
• If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
• I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
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• Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.
• I do a thing called what I want
• Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
• Being glamorous is not a crime.
• I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Sassy Status for Instagram

• You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.
• People will stare. Make it worth their while.
• Oh, you’re a model. What’s your agency, Instagram.
• I’m not a backup plan or a second choice, so don’t expect me to stick around when you finally realize that.
• If sarcasm was a currency, I’d be the richest person you know.
• Brains, beauty, and a killer attitude. I’m the whole package, and you’re just lucky to have me in your contacts.
• I don’t have time for small minds and big egos. Keep it moving if that’s what you’re bringing.
• Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous.
• I’m not here to impress anyone. My awesomeness speaks for itself.
• Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I can be as fierce as a lion when necessary.

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