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Bachelor Party Status

• Dancing – that’s really what I do at bachelor’s party. I dance, and I hang out with friends.
• A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.
• A gentleman and a few real good men in a one night party celebration.
• What happens at the bachelor party stays at the bachelor party.
• Remember this night for years to come. Your friends will always be there to love and support you.
• Mark your calendar lol’ boy. Unlimited fun is coming your way.
• Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.
• Dude, she just called you useless!” “Oh hell no.. Hold my Bachelor of Arts Degree.
• Soon-To-Be-Wed Sounds Eerily Similar to Soon-To-Be-Dead.
• Life is what you celebrate. All of it. Even its end.
• Beer is proof that God loves us.

Bachelor Party Status In English

• You know how funerals are not for the dead but for the living. Bachelor parties are not for the groom; they’re for the uncommitted.
• The bachelor party doesn’t start till the groom walks in.
• Happiness is being married to your best friend.
• I am more excited about my Bachelor’s Party than my wedding.
• Brides have a different glow at Bachelor’s Party.
• The Bride’s best friends are the soul Bachelor’s Party.
• Today I choose to be the most beautiful version of myself. Inside and Out.
• Good times and tan lines with the bride.
• My friends had a surprise party for me last night, well I called it a surprise party they called it an intervention.
• Boy meets girl. They fall in love and get married. But before that his friends throw a big party and have a date with fun. Don’t miss.
• What life expects of us is that we celebrate.
• Today is a great day because it’s my bestie’s bachelor party.
• Bachelor parties are the same as a recruiting visit.
• The secrets of a bachelor party must stay safe.

Bachelor Party Status for WhatsApp

• A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
• Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
• Stripper on the Knee and a Drink in Hand. That’s a Bachelor Party.
• Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
• Days are counting before he takes the bride to the altar.
• A group of friends at a bachelor party can make anything crazy.
• I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life.
• We’ve been there on World Wars, it’s time for World Party I.
• I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.
• You have discovered the love of your life. Enjoy this tremendous moment together. We will be there to celebrate it with you.
• Help us celebrate (BACHELOR NAME)’S last days as a single man.
• I managed to fill some helium balloons up with my farts earlier. Should be funny at ‘who can talk the funniest’ at the party tonight.

Bachelor Party Status for Facebook

• We once had a bachelor party for He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• Of course she likes the whole single, party, fun thing but sometimes she wouldn’t mind the whole cuddling, holding hands, I’m his girl thing.
• I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it scares me.
• I’m single until my fiancé drags me home.
• I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life.
• I’m not a regular bride, I’m a cool bride.
• I followed my heart, and it led me to the beach.
• Friends who slay together stay together.
• Great weekend with wonderful girls.
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
• Ask me if I would like another shot, I’m practicing saying I do.
• Not every bride and groom enjoy a bachelor party.

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Pregnancy Status

• If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
• Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
• Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
• No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.
• I think she is my friend , so I can ask him later what made it all sound recording, a child.
• Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
• Families With Babies, And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.
• A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
• I’m In love with a child i haven’t yet met.
• Silence please, baby inside.
• Amanda apparently has two heartbeats right now.
• Selfie with my baby is coming soon.
• Silly is going to be a baby mama.
• Am so busy growing a baby inside me, btw what you doing.
• Riya is eating for two.
• In love with my child whom i haven’t met yet.
• My husband is looking for baby names.
• Sizzle is cooking a bun with her husband.
• Am not one, am two, am pregnant.
• Remz is looking up baby name.

Pregnancy Status In English

• We all are getting ready for the naughty and mischievous things our little one do at our home.
• Happiness is about to arrive.
• Busy learning lullabies to sing my baby.
• I finally stopped dieting, cos am pregnant.
• I don’t know till today that being a mother is the best thing in a woman’s life.
• Reinvention of my world is about to start in few days.
• Till yesterday i was a girl, now i turned into woman, yes am a mother now.
• Best feeling for a woman is the movement of her child inside her belly.
• Waiting for my little one’s arrival. Couldn’t stop myself to kiss.
• Am very proud to announce that i just joined world mommies club.
• Happiness is hearing your best friend is pregnant.,
• A great adventure is about to start in my life.
• Am on cloud9. Am pregnant.
• No word or language is enough to express the beauty of mom’s love.

Pregnancy Status for WhatsApp

• Use a poem: We have a little Valentine, Although it’s still brand new. You’ll meet our little Valentine, Its September, when we’re due.
• I’m growing a person inside me what are you doing.
• There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
• Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
• The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
• Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
• The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
• My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
• Before you were born, I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.
• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
• Families With Babies, And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.
• A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
• There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
• Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.

Pregnancy Status for Facebook

• The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
• Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.
• If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
• Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
• The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
• My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
• Before you were born, I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.
• A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
• I put a picture of the positive pregnancy test on fb, with just a smiley face and some !!’s. It was fun shocking everyone.

Pregnancy Status for Instagram

• A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
• I put a picture of the positive pregnancy test on fb, with just a smiley face and some !!’s. It was fun shocking everyone.
• Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.
• Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
• Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
• No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.
• I think she is my friend , so I can ask him later what made it all sound recording, a child.
• Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.

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Cancer Status

• Be patient and don’t give up. Trust me when I say you will come out changed and stronger on the other end of this.
• I think after overcoming breast cancer, you short of become fearless and somehow going up to your boss to talk about a promotion doesn’t seem like such a daunting task anymore.
• Having cancer does make you try to be better at everything you do and enjoy every moment. It changes you forever. But it can be a positive change.
• Life’s better now. I wouldn’t do it all over again, though. It’s funny how life works. Maybe it was meant to happen for many reasons, because my life in many ways is richer.
• I take very good care of myself (mostly because I didn’t many years ago), and that served me well during chemo. Running every day made me feel calm and strong, even as my self-image suffered from my hair falling out.
• Whoever said winning isn’t everything, obviously wasn’t fighting breast cancer.
• Don’t let breast cancer take away the motivation to achieve your dreams.
• Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death.

Cancer Status In English

• Yes my boobs are fake, my real ones tried to kill me.
• Fight the fight, Find the cure.
• Cancer is a word, not a sentence.
• Show you care, be aware.
• A feel a day keeps the doctor away.
• Once I overcame breast cancer, I wasn’t afraid of anything anymore.
• I think a lot of people just aren’t aware how young you can be and be diagnosed with breast cancer.
• There can be life after breast cancer. The prerequisite is early detection.
• Cancer is an ugly disease, but the beauty of life after cancer is worth fighting for.
• Whether you’re a mother or father, or a husband or a son, or a niece or a nephew or uncle, breast cancer doesn’t discriminate.

Cancer Status for WhatsApp

• Whenever women struggle with breast cancer and face better care than ever, that’s feminism.
• Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
• I have a new found respect for women who have been through breast cancer and this surgery.
• One important thing to know is you’re still the same person during it. I’m more eager than ever to do what I did. I want to do everything.
• With over 3 million women battling breast cancer today, everywhere you turn there is a mother, daughter, sister, or friend who has been affected by breast cancer.
• Every woman needs to know the facts. And the fact is, when it comes to breast cancer, every woman is at risk.
• I personally know women who are Breast Cancer survivors and will do all I can to support the cause. Besides, I love boobies.
• If you have a friend or family member with breast cancer, try not to look at her with ‘sad eyes.’ Treat her like you always did; just show a little extra love.

Cancer Status for Facebook

• With breast cancer, it’s all about detection. You have to educate young women and encourage them to do everything they have to do.
• Breast cancer, whether I like it or not, is part of my family’s story. That’s why I am so passionate about raising awareness, because I have seen firsthand how it can impact others.
• Breast Cancer has got to be a priority to ensure that more women can access gene testing and lifesaving preventive treatment, whatever their means and background, wherever they live.
• I started realizing I could be an example for women to not just be aware of breast cancer but to act on it, to make an appointment, to give themselves an exam.
• The only person who can save you is you: This was going to be the thing that informed the rest of my life.

Keep your sunny side up, keep yourself beautiful and indulge yourself.

• if you get too caught up in the outer, you forget about the inner.
• Cancer woke me up to my health, and I feel like I have been given a second chance.

 

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Haters Status

• I swear, If haters saw me walk on water they would yell out that it was because I didn’t know how to swim.
• Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
• Haters would want to kill your dreams just because theirs fell asleep.
• People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
• When guys get jealous it can be kind cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start.
• I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
• If you don’t like and still watch everything I do, b*tch you’re a fan.
• Bitch Please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you.
• I love the sound you make when you shut up.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
• Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
• Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
• Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Haters Status In English

• Haters should come to wipe my ass, since their always concerned with my sh*t.
• I don’t worry about the haters… They are just angry because the truth I speak contradicts the lie they live.
• Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
• I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.
• You dream it, I did it, You’re jealous admit it.
• Love your haters because they ARE your biggest fans.
• Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted.
• Hi stalker. I’m still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me.
• If you don’t like me… Bite me… I change for no one.
• It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
• A jealous woman does better research than the FBi.
• I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself I never knew.
• If you talking about me be to hide my back you in a pretty good position to kiss my ass.
• I don’t hold grudges, you just become irrelevant.

Haters Status for WhatsApp

• I keep my head held high and smile because there are people who will kill to see me fall.
• It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
• Dear haters, I’m not your enemy. I’m your hero.
• Learn to use the criticism as fuel and you will never run out of energy.
• My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
• Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy because they’re the ones who think you’re better than them.
• I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.
• Love your haters because they make you strong! Think positive, smile and let others smile. Life will be so great.
• Haters only hate the people they can’t have or the people they can’t be.

Haters Status for Facebook

• People will always have their opinion on you despite who you are and what you’re capable of.
• Behind every successful person lies a pack of Haters! I love my haters.
• I don’t dislike my haters, they dislike me. I’m doing nothing wrong, I’m just being me.
• I need to make some new Haters, the old ones are starting to like me.
• Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
• Thanks to all of you who talk bad about me thanks for making me the center of attention.
• Don’t stand so close to the heart. Plastic melts.
• Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
• My heels are higher than most people’s standards.

Haters Status for Instagram

• Hoes looking for attention… Haters looking for a mention… Welcome to Facebook.
• Jealousy is a terrible disease…Get well soon.
• Dealing with haters is all about mind over matter. I don’t mind cuz you don’t matter.
• Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, They’re behind you for a reason.
• Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
• They wanna see you do well, but never better than them. Remember that.
• If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
• Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

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Lovers Status

• I don’t have time, energy, or interest in hating the haters; I’m too busy loving the lovers.
• My heart is and always will be yours.
• Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
• A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
• I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
• My “Heart” is always your.
• My heart will always be yours so when your ready come and get it. I will be waiting.
• True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries then life is good.
• I’ll love you until the day after forever.
• You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

Lovers Status In English

• I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.
• I love you and I don’t want to lose you. Because my life has been better since the day I found out.
• You are my blue crayon, the one I never have enough of, the one I use to color my sky.
• I know I am in love with you because my reality is finally better than my dreams.
• I will be always by your side in good and bad times, in happy and sad moments… because I love you.
• I love you more than any words can say. You have made me a complete person. I will continue loving you till my death.
• I will love you until the stars go out, and the tides no longer turn.
• I know I am in love with you because my reality is finally better than my dreams.
• I will be always by your side in good and bad times, in happy and sad moments… because I love you.
• I love you more than any words can say. You have made me a complete person. I will continue loving you till my death.
• I will love you until the stars go out, and the tides no longer turn.
• I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
• Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.
• You give me the kind of feelings people write novels about.
• You don’t have to be somebody else just to keep me. Always remember this. I love you just the way you are.

Lovers Status for WhatsApp

• The regret of my life is that I have not said ‘I love you’ often enough.
• I love you because you’re AWESOME just like me.
• I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there’s a life after that, I’ll love you then.
• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I`m ready for war.
• Just the thought of you brightens up my morning, brings smiles to my evening and makes my day.
• I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
• You are the best thing in my life, you are like a romantic song with lovely lyrics. I promise that my love for you will stay like forever.
• The love that we share is like nothing else I’ve ever experienced. Thank you for being my one and only true love.
• And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
• I just want one thing to go on till the end, and that is loving you. I can’t stop myself from loving you. I Love you dear and will keep loving you.
• I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

Lovers Status for Facebook

• When you said you liked me, I knew I loved you.
• No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
• There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.
• If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.
• We were together. I forget the rest.
• If love was a storybook, we’d meet on the very first page.
• I promise to be by your side forever and for always. I love you.
• Let us Flip the coin and see. Head, I am yours. Tail, you are mine. So, we won’t lose.
• There is no scale to measure the love we have for each other. I love you, Baby.

Lovers Status for Instagram

• As we grow older together, as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change. I will always keep falling in love with you.
• Whether we are together or apart, you are first in my thoughts, the first in my heart.
• Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.
• Life is so much richer and more fulfilling since I met you. You fill a void in my heart that no one else could ever fill. I love you.
• Our Relationship is meant to be. Something that was written in the stars and drawn into our destiny.
• I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second.
• I hate that I can’t stay mad at you and that I love you too much to care that I was mad at you for even a second.
• Without his love I can do nothing, with his love, there is nothing I cannot do.

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Halloween Status

• Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong.
• Even those who are merely beautiful on the inside can be adored on Halloween.
• Are you still standing? A dead man is right behind you. Run! Happy Halloween.
• The trick for getting a treat for Halloween is to be a little naughty without being too evil.
• I hope your Halloween is all treats and no tricks… enjoy the candy and festivities.
• If you want to scare me on this Halloween day, just dress up yourself as a girl.
• Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong.
• What are you going as for Halloween? Hopefully, it’s something scary, because kids like scary.
• Nothing gives you a better day on Halloween than having a good hair day. Make sure you use a lot of scare-spray.
• I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. Happy Halloween.
• Come and ride with me. I prepared this broomstick for us to roam around the place.
• For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
• Don’t be yourself! It’s Halloween.

Halloween Status In English

• Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Sketchers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it “Not Sexy Nurse.
• We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.
• Have as much fun as a ghost this Halloween. Nobody has as much fun as a ghost.
• I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn’t look that much different from my actual head.
• Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
• Halloween parties are more fun when you’ve got a few of your scariest friends to share it with.
• May your Halloween be filled with many treats… and no tricks.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I’m not saying I’m a witch, but I put a spell on my ex and now they’re a toad.
• I laugh maniacally, then take a deep breath and touch my chest – expecting a heart to be thumping quickly, impatiently, but there’s nothing there, not even a beat.
• Why did Dracula go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
• Don’t be scared; you’re the scariest person I know.
• Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
• Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.

Halloween Status for WhatsApp

• Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the Halloween party? He had no body to go with.
• The monsters that rose from the dead, they are nothing compared to the ones we carry in our hearts.
• Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
• Why can’t Ghosts have babies? Cuz’ they have Hollow weenies.
• Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
• Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
• I’m not afraid of ghosts. I’m just pretty scared of what they might do to my house!.
• Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.
• I need to borrow someone’s kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.
• For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.
• That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes.
• On Halloween night, moon howls and wolves, beasts and ghosts are waiting for you to end the party in your house. Could I Borrow Your Face.
• Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume.
• What I love most about Halloween is, I get to eat a lot of candy that my kids collect. Life is good. Halloween makes it better. Have a sweet one.
• It’s Halloween, wish you a scary week.
• May the spirits, witches, and goblins grant all your wishes! Happy Halloween, dear.
• Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts. Along the moonlit way.
• I wish you have a spooky time on Halloween. But don’t get too scared though.
• As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, let loose upon the Earth till it be light.
• I hope your Halloween is boo-tifu.

Halloween Status for Facebook

• Wishing you a spooky good October and a fang-tastic Halloween.
• Happy Halloween! Be safe and have fun! Watch out for those little goblins running around tonight.
• Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
• I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.
• On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.
• Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick.
• I am hoping you have a great Halloween. Stay safe.
• Wishing a very happy Halloween to the realest witch around.
• It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.
• Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.
• I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
• Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
• There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.
• Darkness falls across the land, The Midnight Hour is close at hand.
• Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees.
• Blood is really warm, it’s like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.
• Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
• Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
• Today I can be moody and be a little witch.
• On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum.

Halloween Status for Instagram

• Aren’t we clever, making the kids go door to door collecting candy for us.
• When witches go riding and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers tis near Halloween.
• Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
• Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.
• For a witch, you certainly don’t know much about how hauntings work.
• The world turned upside down in a good way for one black velvet night.
• October 31st is the day which gives you all the reasons to be weird, so enjoy it to the fullest.
• I hope your Halloween doesn’t suck like a vampire.
• I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet.
• When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them .
• Creeping and crawling is no way to get through life, but it is the best way to enjoy Halloween.
• Dear Girls, No Need To Do Anything For Halloween. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party .

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Marley Status

I don’t know how to live good. I only know how to suffer.

You have to be someone.

God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, then I stop. Man never can.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

Don’t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.

Live for yourself and you will live in vain; Live for others, and you will live again.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

I don’t stand for black man’s side, I don’t stand for white man’s side, I stand for God’s side.

The people who were trying to make this world worse are not taking the day off. Why should I.

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living.

The people who were trying to make this world worse are not taking the day off. Why should I.

Marley Status In English

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positivel.

The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

What important is man should live in righteousness, in natural love for mankind.

Truth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living.

Don’t gain the world and lose your soul; wisdom is better than silver or gold.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Beginnings are usually scary, and endings are usually sad, but its everything in between that makes it all worth living.

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Live for yourself and you will live in vain; Live for others, and you will live again.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

She may not be the most popular or prettiest, but if you love her and she makes you smile.. what else matters.

Just because you are happy it does not mean that the day is perfect but that you have looked beyond its imperfections.

Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny.

None but ourselves can free our minds.

I no have education. I have inspiration. If I was educated, I would be a damn fool.

You entertain people who are satisfied. Hungry people can’t be entertained – or people who are afraid. You can’t entertain a man who has no food.

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As a man sow, shall he reap. and I know that talk is cheap. But the heat of the battle is as sweet as the victory.

You not supposed to feel down over whatever happen to you. I mean, you’re supposed to use whatever happen to you as some type of upper, not a downer.

It take many a year, mon, and maybe some bloodshed must be, but righteousness someday prevail.

If you get down and quarell everyday, you’re saying prayers to the devil, I say.

Don’t Gain The World & Lose Your Soul, Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold.

Prejudice is a chain, it can hold you. If you prejudice, you can’t move, you keep prejudice for years. Never get nowhere with that.

Every time I plant a seed, He say kill it before it grow, he say kill it before they grow.

Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life.

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Beach Status

• Beaches are territories of dreams.
• The waves of the sea help me get back to me.
• Vacationing with my favorite on. call life partner photographer.
• Take time in a place you love, restore your spirit on the beach.
• I love to be outdoors, so I like to hike, bike and go to the beach.
• Every visit, something new is there, something I can never get enough of is new things, really.
• To escape and sit quietly on the beach . that’s my idea of paradise.
• This nude beach would be great!…if I wasn’t the only one participating.
• I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.
• Eternity begins and ends with the ocean’s tides.
• Luxury is anything that feels special. I mean, it can be a moment, it can be a walk on the beach.
• My life is like a stroll on the beach…as near to the edge as I can go.
• On the beach, you can live in bliss.

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• The cure for anything is salt water. sweat, tears, or the sea.
• The sea! the sea! the open sea! The blue, the fresh, the ever free.
• True freedom is on the beach
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on month.
• Endless ocean, blue water, dreamy sky, tranquil beach, love in the air, mind fly high.
• Life gives you special moments, especially those that involve the beach.
• A walk on the Beach is worth a thousand words.
• But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.
• The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.

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• To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude.
• Close your eyes, take a deep breath and let the beach invade your body.
• Being out there in the ocean, God’s creation, it’s like a gift He has given us to enjoy.
• Please excuse my resting beach face.
• In this big ball of people, I’m just one grain of sand on this beach.
• One can never collect too many seashells and I make it a point to gather up some for myself.
• I want to run the beach’s length because it never ends.
• After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world.
• A simple life is good with me. I don’t need a whole lot. For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach and I’m happy.
• Don’t be afraid to go up to the hot girl on the beach.

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• For whatever we lose (like a you or a me), It’s always our self we find in the sea.
• The sea complains upon a thousand shores.
• Limitless and immortal, the waters are the beginning and end of all things on earth.
• He that will learn to pray, let him go to sea.
• The sun shines everywhere, not just at the beach.
• I could never stay long enough on the shore; the tang of the untainted, fresh, and free sea air was like a cool, quieting thought.
• Waves are the voices of tides. Tides are life.
• There is just something so relaxing and serene about going to the beach every single day here.
• I love the beach, and I love sunshine.
• The ocean stirs the heart, inspires the imagination and brings eternal joy to the soul.

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• All you need is a little vitamin sea.
• Life is a beach, I’m just playing in the sand.
• I’m definitely much more of a beach bunny. I prefer the sun over the snow.
• You can be really happy and at the same time a vagabond on the beach.
• Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific.
• How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is clearly Ocean.
• I’d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
• If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.
• Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills.
• The beach is not a place to work; to read, write or to think.

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True Status

• Some promises are always unbroken. Some memories are always unwritten. Feel the magic of true relation n u will realize that true feelings are always unspoken.
• My ex always look so good when I run into her, but no amount of hot can cover up crazy.
• We Have To Leave The Pain.
• The person who makes you happiest is also the person who can hurt you the most.
• We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless. but, all are priceless.
• The total number of commercials I watch before online videos is roughly equal to the total number of commercials I USED to watch on TV.
• What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
• Attention is to drama as oxygen is to fire.
• If the way you talk to someone isn’t the same as the way you talk about them, perhaps you should do neither.
• Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t just trip and fall into someone’s vagina.

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• Its weird how fast ‘telling the truth’ turns into ‘talking shit’ when someone does something shitty.
• I do not like the man who squanders life for fame; give me the man who living makes a name.
• It’s hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
• Thinking holds what you feel,feeling drives what we think.
• Bad decisions become good stories.
• When you want to give up remember why you started.
• Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
• Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.
• Don’t expect anything from the person, your not.
• Being tough is easy. Being vulnerable is hard.
• Don’t try to change people,just love them for what they are.
• You are Responsible for your own Happiness. If you Expect Others to make you Happy, chances are you’ll always end up Disappointed.
• Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

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• The leading cause of depression is reality.
• Money can’t buy happiness, but it can steal someone else.
• Even try anything to do for the person.
• Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons.
• A Jewish kid asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad says. Nine dollars?! What do you want eight dollars for.
• Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.
• If you cannot love yourself, you don’t even know the taste of love or what love means.
• Just because I disagree with you on something doesn’t mean I love or respect you any less, you ain’t always gonna agree with people you meet.
• Why are people so hostile on status stalker. We’re all here for the same reason, to steal people’s ideas and pretend they’re our own.. We got something in common. Stop being assholes.
• all comes down to the last person you think of at night. They have your heart.

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• You deserve to be with someone who doesn’t make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them.
• Lost time is never found again.
• You say it best when you say nothing at a.
• Right or Wrong doesn’t exist When u have a CONFIDENCE.
• Life goes on with or without you.
• Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

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• After all we all are stories in the end.
• Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
• Colors of the leaf changes with time,same is with humans.
• The Pain Never Leave us.
• It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.
• The hardest things to get are usually the easiest to lose.
• The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
• Sometimes you can end up losing yourself trying to hold onto someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
• Wow, That guy in the skinny jeans looks super sexy and manly! Said no one ever.
• What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

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Jokes Status

• Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
• Stay Tuned with Us! We’re updating more soon.
• I would hit you, but babe, that would be animal cruelty.
• Can’t talk, telepathy only.
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
• God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me .
• Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
• I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

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• Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.
• When I say I’m going to deliver, I F..bad..ing deliver. Like a postman with tourettes.
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at.
• You heard about Mickey divorcing Minnie? Yea that bitch was F..bad..ing Goofy.
• If you were a pigeon, whose car would you shit on? write your answer below.
• Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

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• I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
• If history repeats its self I’m totally getting a dinosaur.
• Trust me you will dance.
• If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

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