Creative Status

Creative Status

• In my house I’m the boss my wife is just the decision maker.
• Everyday is a second chance.
• If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door.
• I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
• I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
• The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
• If I delete your number you’re basically deleted from my life.
• Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• Of course you know the first one it’s keeping your mouth shut.
• Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

Creative Status in English

• Mister I’m sorry to tell you this but your duck-face photos won’t help you find a girlfriend online.
• Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
• You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique.
• Warning I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• If you don’t like any of my SMS and don’t like to read them or if my messages bother you then plz don’t hesitate feel free to throw your mobile.
• When I send SMS to you It doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits drinks pizza chocolates… by courier and cheque are also accepted.
• Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.
• Friends if you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
• We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes but honestly did you ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes.
• It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer it’s in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me…it’s not what you think its a cup of tea.

Creative Status for WhatsApp

• Trust in God But lock your car.
• I’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy.
• I had a VERY naughty dream last night – you were definitely there<./li>
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at.
• Father asked his Son: What do you want for your birthday.
• Son replied: Not much Dad just a radio with a sports car around it.
• I’m not drunk I’m just chemically off-balanced.
• I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
• God is really creative I mean ..just look at me.
• Totally available Please disturb me.
• My back is not a voicemail say it to my face.
• I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
• Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me thrice go ahead I am stupid.
• Girl you better have a license cuz you are driving me crazy.
• I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse.

Creative Status for Facebook

• Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together – then tell me what you’re thinking.
• The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
• Good decisions come from experience and experience comes from bad decisions.
• Your tongue cannot reach all your teeth.
• I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things. give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
• Which Part… of a man’s body has no bone full of veins love pumping and responsible for making extreme LOVE.
• ANSWER: HEART But I love the way you think.
• I made my Facebook name Benefits so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefit.
• When everything’s coming your way you’re in the wrong lane.
• 50% of your Facebook friends confirmed your friend request only because of your profile picture.

Creative Status for Instagram

• All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married that’s their own fault.
• Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me…. Do your stuff until you are totally satisfied…. That’s why I’m your TOILET.
• Impossible only means that you haven’t found the solution yet.
• Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
• Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth it has been a sign that you’re alive.
• I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who I am today and who I will become tomorrow.
• Admit it you are not the same person you were a year ago.
• If you’re right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas Could I meet you between the holidays.
• Once you are in hell only the devil can help you out. And when he is not in a mood to hel make it heaven. He will now throw you out.

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