Engineering Status in English

Engineering Status

You never see girls running after engineers.
I’m an engineer. To save time, let’s just assume I’m never wrong.
I’m an engineer, not a politician.
Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them.
I had no talent for science. What was infinitely worse: all my fraternity brothers were engineers.
Engineers trying to fall asleep, be like
More than ever, the world needs good engineers. However, the pool of talent is shrinking not growing.
I’m an engineer by trade, and what engineers do is they go and build, and they don’t think a lot about storytelling.
Good engineers are not born, they are Pre-fabricated.
I am an engineer and belong to a family of engineers.
Engineering is the art and science of nuts and bolts.
Scientists dream of doing great things. Engineers do them.
One man’s magic is another man’s engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Science is about knowing; engineering is about doing.
Never ask three things- A Girl about her age, a Man about his salary, and an Engineer about his CGPA.
Every day is an adventure when you are a Civil Engineer
Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park. But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park.
God made civil engineers, so architects can have heroes too.

Never let an engineer try to sell his stuff. It rarely works unless you are Akio Morita.
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too big.
I usually describe myself as an engineer; that’s basically what I’ve been doing since I was a kid.
Engineering Fact: We don’t need a girlfriend. Our assignments irritate us every day. That’s enough.
A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he will fix it.
Software Engineering might be science, but that’s not what I do. I’m a hacker, not an engineer.
Most of the girls in the world are beautiful rest are in engineering colleges.
When your parents are Middle Eastern immigrants, you have three choices. You can become a doctor, a lawyer, or an engineer.
I don’t have to be an engineer to understand we need female engineers.
A scientist builds in order to learn; an engineer learns in order to build..
We Make, We Rule
Civil engineers have a disease called “Awesomeness”.
As engineers, we were going to be in a position to change the world.
Trust me I’m an engineer.

I am, and ever will be, a white sock, pocket protector, nerdy engineer.
I didn’t choose the engineering life; the engineering life chose me.
Hard as Concrete, Flexible as Steel
I love that our engineers are first and foremost ‘Instagram’ users.
This job is a great scientific adventure. But it’s also a great human adventure.
Math is my Passion. Engineering is my Profession.
When you finally become an engineer and realize engineers are not rich. My whole life is a lie.
Hard work is my passion. Engineering is my profession.
You Dreamt it We Built it.
Engineering fact: nights are more productive than days.
Where Engineering Meets Art.

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