Friday Status in English

Friday Status

Hey Friday How ya been buddy.
Friday is my second favorite “F” word! LOL.
Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.
It’s Friday…I hope your weekend isn’t as lonely as Lance Armstrong’s testicle.
Today is Friday. God’s gift to the working people Enjoy.
Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.
Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ’em.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday.
Has 100+ friends online right now on a Friday night….You’re all a bunch of losers…I am proud to be one of you.
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know it’s Friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.
I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.
Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status.
In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear strange noise, I’m going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

It’s finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here.
Friday afternoon feels like heaven.
It’s bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.
The best career choice is can make is one in which you hate to see Friday come because you love your work.
Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.
Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.
It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Friday is the favorite day of the week since exactly on this day all friends, relatives, and close people meet.
Coffee makes my mornings, but Fridays make my week.

Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
Friday is like a bra… You did your job all week, now it’s time to take it off!… Does anyone need a hand.
We’re all just kids posing as professionals, counting the days until Friday.
Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.
dnesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you, It’s Friday I’m in love.
Can I get an F to the R to the I to the D to the A to the Y? OH MY GOD! Soooo glad it’s FRIDAY.
The working week is over, The slavery is done, Friday night is now upon us, and a weekend of fun fun fun.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation … and Friday is when it stops.
Hello weekend. I’ve missed you. Can you please stay a little longer this time? Your last visit was way too short.
I’m never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.
Oh, hello Friday. Where the heck were you on Wednesday when I really needed you.
I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they are enjoying their Friday.

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