Instagram Status

Instagram Status

• Follow my Instagram or I’m nacho friend anymore.
• I’m sweet like honey.
• I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
• Just a touch of eyeliner and red lips is glamorous.
• I’m not hot, it’s called cuteness overloaded.
• She who dares, wins.
• I can’t live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.
• Beneath the makeup and behind the smile, I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
• You know, you go home and you try on a new mascara, and I guess a male CEO can’t do that.
• A messy bun and having fun.
• Making history, I mean…Insta stories.
• I don’t need a prince charming to have my own happy ending.
• A mum and a wife with a really cool day job.
• To be honest, makeup is a big part of what I do for a living.
• For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.
• Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
• I’m 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
• Goal: Bigger Smile.
• I don’t feel ashamed for who I am, that’s my parent’s job.
• There is beauty in simplicity.
• Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes.
• Sassy, classy with a touch of badassy.
• Being worn a girl is the worst and the best that happened to me.
• Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.

Instagram Status In English

• I want to be the girl you fall for when everybody else is falling for you.
• I am a girl. I don’t smoke, drink or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we do still exist
• I apologize for anything I post while hungry.
• Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
• Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go.
• Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore. They just pack and travel the world.
• Don’t know what to do? You can start by hitting that follow button.
• I apologize in advance.
• I will not compare myself with a stranger on Instagram.
• Glamour is beyond beauty and beyond age.
• I have eclectic taste, and I love vintage style mixed with glamour and old-world charm.
• Just have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick.
• Just some chick bitching about her effed up life and stuff
• Who runs the world? GIRLS.
• I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.
• I am strong, I am beautiful, I am enough.
• Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
• A girl should be two things: CLASSY and FABULOUS.
• Like me or hate me, I’d still be this pretty.
• True sensuality is classy.
• I’m the exception.
• Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.

Instagram Status for WhatsApp

• I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
• If he ruins your mascara, ruin his life. Makeup is expensive.
• Who cares, I am awesome.
• Your soul shines through even if you haven’t got mascara on.
• Don’t like me? Don’t care.
• Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.
• Nobody can make me cry in public. I’ll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.
• Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
• Living life on my own terms.
• I’m imperfect and geniously mad and love to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• I love to have the fun so I don’t obey all the rules.
• Just like my eyeliner, I always wing it.
• My standards are high… just like my heels.
• In every woman there is a Queen. Speak to the Queen and the Queen will answer.
• Smart. Strong. Silly. Straight up class act.
• I’m out here hustlin’ to claim what’s mine.
• Don’t tell her how to dress, tell him not to rape.
• I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
• Better to be queen for an hour than a countess for life.
• I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
• live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other.
• I’m the girl you’ll never BE.
• You can’t keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.
• Savage attitude but a golden heart.
• Glamour is about feeling good in your own skin.
• I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.
• I’m just a girl who enjoys minding her business…Literally.
• Naturally and artificially flavored.

Instagram Status for Facebook

• Spending my days in a well so I can say they’ve been well spent.
• They call me Febreeze because I’m so fresh.
• Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
• Acting like summer & walking like rain.
• I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.
• I believe in making the impossible possible because there’s no fun in giving up.
• My story will inspire you so be sure to hit that follow button.
• Who else are you going to follow? Really.
• Joy is the best makeup. But a little lipstick is a close runner-up.
• It’s not just songs and glamour. It’s sweat, blood, broken toes, and mistakes… It’s life.
• I love the person I’ve become because I fought to become her.
• A girl should be two things: Who and What she wants.
• I wanna be different just like everyone else.
• I’m not the jealous type, but what’s mine is MINE.
• Used to think I was a tad indecisive, but now I’m not quite sure.
• These people are amazing. It’s so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.

Instagram Status for Instagram

• Turned my dreams into my vision and my vision into my reality.
• It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
• She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin’s so pale she looks like she’s just broken down..
• I am a Girl, I am smart, I am strong, I can do anything.
• I love my husband, my dogs, all things marketing, three-day weekends, high-heels, reading, running, knitting, sushi, wine, long walks on the beach…wait, what.

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