Jokes Status
- Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
- Stay Tuned with Us! We’re updating more soon.
- I would hit you, but babe, that would be animal cruelty.
- Can’t talk, telepathy only.
- Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
- God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me .
- Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
- I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Jokes Status In English
- Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.
- When I say I’m going to deliver, I F..bad..ing deliver. Like a postman with tourettes.
- My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at.
- You heard about Mickey divorcing Minnie? Yea that bitch was F..bad..ing Goofy.
- If you were a pigeon, whose car would you shit on? write your answer below.
- Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
Jokes Status for WhatsApp
- I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
- If history repeats its self I’m totally getting a dinosaur.
- Trust me you will dance.
- If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
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