Taunting Status

Taunting Status

• If you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask a stupid question.
• Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex-boyfriend.
• Hey baby feel my sweater. You feel that That’s boyfriend material.
• I just came home and my boyfriend is in his underwear playing video games ugh boys.
• Why do boyfriends think drinking all the water and not replacing it is funny.
• A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.
• I just laughed for fifteen minutes straight because my boyfriend fell off the bed.
• A true heiress is never mean to anyone except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
• How did my boyfriend ever survive before I was part of his life.
• Why do boyfriends think I want a hug as soon as he gets back from the gym.
• Sometimes I can’t help but laugh while my boyfriend plays video games with his friends online.
• My boyfriend just ripped his pants trying to pick something up from the floor.
• Has anyone else witnessed their boyfriends cutting their nails in bed.
• I have the grossest boyfriend in the world I just watched him pick his nose.
• Nothing is worse than using the bathroom after my boyfriend disgusting.
• I dread days when it rains because I know my boyfriend will get mud everywhere.
• I’m not sure what’s harder to forget you or the regret.

Taunting Status in English

• You’re like a dictionary you add meaning to my life but I can always find someone else to do the job.
• I thought I was in love with you but it turns out I was just in love with the idea of you.
• You’re not worth the energy it takes to hate you.
• I hope you find someone who is just as good at pretending as you are.
• Why do boys think they can wear the same clothes for a week and not smell weird.
• I can’t believe my boyfriend leaves his socks everywhere and never picks them up.
• I’m afraid of rainy days because I know that my boyfriend is full of mud.
• My boyfriend is so hairy that I have to vacuum the bed after he stays over.
• I worked so hard to cook dinner and in one second my boyfriend eats it all.
• Nothing drives me crazier than when my boyfriend drinks directly from the orange juice container.
• I can’t believe I have to label food in my own apartment so my boyfriend won’t eat it all.
• My boyfriend may spend all his time working but somehow I have to handle all the bills.
• I’m surprised my boyfriend even knows where the laundry place is I’ve never seen him do it.
• My boyfriend spent his entire paycheck on beer and video games I can’t believe it.
• Whenever I go away for work I worry that my boyfriend will starve to death without me to cook.
• My boyfriend went to an Ivy League school and somehow still doesn’t know how to cook.
• How many times do you think I should tell my boyfriend to put the toilet seat down before he listens.
• It’s like boyfriends need directions handed to them on how to replace the toilet paper roll.

Taunting Status for WhatsApp

• My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.
• I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
• Thank God someone threw me away so you could pick me up and love me.
• Trust is like a paper once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again.
• We all love someone way to fucking much.
• Ever looked at your ex and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship.
• I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
• I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
• Are boys not grossed out by anything.
• Does anyone else’s boyfriend fart on them too.
• Mirrors can’t talk lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
• Does anyone have a problem getting their boyfriend to do the dishes.
• A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.
• I don’t exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water I’d drink it.
• Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.
• I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there so you are able to see how happy I am.
• Anyone want to rent my boyfriend for a week so I don’t kill him for being annoying.

Taunting Status for Facebook

• Wen your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me. Just smile and reply that’s the point.
• Dear Ex I’m glad I had you as an example of what not to look for in the future.
• A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an a my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something.
• Boy: Does he make you laugh like I did Girl He doesn’t make me cry like you did.
• I hate when my boyfriend doesn’t shave and then wants to kiss me itchy.
• Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.
• People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
• Boys always smell so bad.
• How does my boyfriend not notice when he pees on the seat.
• If farts were made of money my boyfriend would be a millionaire.
• There is no room for you in my heart but it is definitely yours in the trunk of my car.
• Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma.

Taunting Status for Instagram

• Does it take an advanced degree for a boy to put the toilet seat down.
• I don’t know who is messier the dog or my boyfriend.
• At what point in their lives are boys taught to drink from milk cartons.
• Somehow every time I do dishes my boyfriend manages to dirty more.
• If my boyfriend steals the covers one more time I am going to slap him.
• My boyfriend always runs the AC every night and leaves me freezing.
• I don’t think I’ve ever smelled feet worse than my boyfriend’s feet.
• When your mom dropped you off at the school she got a ticket for littering.
• Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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