Taunting Status
- If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
- Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex-boyfriend.
- Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that That’s boyfriend material.
- I just came home and my boyfriend is in his underwear playing video games, ugh boys.
- Why do boyfriends think drinking all the water and not replacing it is funny.
- A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.
- I just laughed for fifteen minutes straight because my boyfriend fell off the bed.
- A true heiress is never mean to anyone except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
- How did my boyfriend ever survive before I was part of his life.
- Why do boyfriends think I want a hug as soon as he gets back from the gym.
- Sometimes I can’t help but laugh while my boyfriend plays video games with his friends online.
- My boyfriend just ripped his pants trying to pick something up from the floor.
- Has anyone else witnessed their boyfriends cutting their nails in bed.
- I have the grossest boyfriend in the world I just watched him pick his nose.
- Nothing is worse than using the bathroom after my boyfriend disgusting.
- I dread days when it rains because I know my boyfriend will get mud everywhere.
- I’m not sure what’s harder to forget, you or the regret.
Taunting Status in English
- You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life, but I can always find someone else to do the job.
- I thought I was in love with you, but it turns out I was just in love with the idea of you.
- You’re not worth the energy it takes to hate you.
- I hope you find someone who is just as good at pretending as you are.
- Why do boys think they can wear the same clothes for a week and not smell weird.
- I can’t believe my boyfriend leaves his socks everywhere and never picks them up.
- I’m afraid of rainy days because I know that my boyfriend is full of mud.
- My boyfriend is so hairy that I have to vacuum the bed after he stays over.
- I worked so hard to cook dinner, and in one second, my boyfriend eats it all.
- Nothing drives me crazier than when my boyfriend drinks directly from the orange juice container.
- I can’t believe I have to label food in my own apartment so my boyfriend won’t eat it all.
- My boyfriend may spend all his time working, but somehow, I have to handle all the bills.
- I’m surprised my boyfriend even knows where the laundry place is I’ve never seen him do it.
- My boyfriend spent his entire paycheck on beer and video games I can’t believe it.
- Whenever I go away for work, I worry that my boyfriend will starve to death without me to cook.
- My boyfriend went to an Ivy League school and somehow still doesn’t know how to cook.
- How many times do you think I should tell my boyfriend to put the toilet seat down before he listens.
- It’s like boyfriends need directions handed to them on how to replace the toilet paper roll.
Taunting Status for WhatsApp
- My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.
- I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
- Thank God, someone threw me away, so you could pick me up and love me.
- Trust is like a paper, once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again.
- We all love someone way to fucking much.
- Ever looked at your ex and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship.
- I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
- I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
- Are boys not grossed out by anything.
- Does anyone else’s boyfriend fart on them too.
- Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
- Does anyone have a problem getting their boyfriend to do the dishes.
- A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.
- I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.
- Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.
- I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you are able to see how happy I am.
- Anyone want to rent my boyfriend for a week so I don’t kill him for being annoying.
Taunting Status for Facebook
- Wen your ex says, you’ll never find anyone like me. Just smile and reply that’s the point.
- Dear Ex, I’m glad I had you as an example of what not to look for in the future.
- A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.
- Oh, my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something.
- Boy: Does he make you laugh like I did Girl He doesn’t make me cry like you did.
- I hate when my boyfriend doesn’t shave and then wants to kiss me itchy.
- Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.
- People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
- Boys always smell so bad.
- How does my boyfriend not notice when he pees on the seat.
- If farts were made of money, my boyfriend would be a millionaire.
- There is no room for you in my heart, but it is definitely yours in the trunk of my car.
- Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma.
Taunting Status for Instagram
- Does it take an advanced degree for a boy to put the toilet seat down.
- I don’t know who is messier, the dog or my boyfriend.
- At what point in their lives are boys taught to drink from milk cartons.
- Somehow every time I do dishes, my boyfriend manages to dirty more.
- If my boyfriend steals the covers one more time, I am going to slap him.
- My boyfriend always runs the AC every night and leaves me freezing.
- I don’t think I’ve ever smelled feet worse than my boyfriend’s feet.
- When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
- Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
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