WhatsApp Status

Whatsapp Status

• I’m a bad girl you ain’t used to that.
• If I die tomorrow will you remember me.
• My crown won’t fit on your bum ass lace fronts.
• It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
• His attitude kinda savage but his heart is a diamond.
• If you’re good at something never do it for free.
• I don’t race I don’t chase that’s why I can’t be replaced.
• Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
• I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.
• I don’t have an attitude problem I just carry a personality you can’t handle.
• I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
• I know looks are not everything but I have them just in case.
• I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.
• My excuse is that I’m young.

WhatsApp Status In English

• I’m a ninja not a nerd.
• Self-love is the elixir of an immortal heart.
• Love for all Hatred for none.
• Only God can judge me not haters and somebody loves to.
• Dress the way you want to be Addressed.
• The more I grow the more they hate the more they hate the more I grow.
• Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself.
• I’m the dude with a cool attitude.
• Keep calm and enjoy life.
• Life without mistakes is like education without books.
• Worrying works 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
• Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one it’s probably you.
• Yes I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
• Silence is the best response to a fool.
• A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
• It’s not an attitude it’s the way I am.
• I don’t have an attitude problem I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
• Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
• The best things in life are free the second-best are very expensive.
• I am not arguing I’m simply explaining why I am right.
• Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you fcking know everything.
• I’m in my own lane you ain’t in my category.
• Opportunity does not knock it presents itself when you beat down the door.
• If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.
• I know that rumors are carried by haters spread by fools and accepted by idiots.
• By the time you learn the rules of life you’re too old to play the game.
• Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
• Women should not have children after 35. Really 35 children are enough.
• There are no winners in life… only survivors.

WhatsApp Status for WhatsApp

• Without ME it’s just AWESOME.
• The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
• i don’t like to take the right decision I take decisions and make them right.
• Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph.
• Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
• Life is like a mirror we get the best results when we smile at it.
• The hated man is the result of his hater’s pride rather than his hater’s conscience.
• Smile  sunshine is good for your teeth.
• An intellectual solves a problem. A genius avoids it.
• Smile even if it’s just to annoy someone.
• To be old and wise you should first be young and stupid.
• Focus focus focus What am I a telescope.
• It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown.
• I want my Girlfriend like Google She will understand me better.
• Every problem comes with a solution but my GF doesn’t have.
• Self-love is the source of all our other loves.
• He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
• Who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakes.
• The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• The longer the title the less important the job.
• By the time a man realizes that his father was right he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
• To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
• I am not born to please people So if you want to get pleased try me in the next life… good luck.
• When everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane.

WhatsApp Status for Facebook

• A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
• Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
• Warning Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy beautiful people Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “Good-Bye.
• Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
• Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
• If money grew on trees girls would be dating monkeys.
• Girls spend the first 10 years of their life’s playing with barbies. In the next 10 years of their life’s they try to look like one.
• I used to play sports a lot. Until recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what now I’m good at everything.
• I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself I can’t even remember my name.
• Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

WhatsApp Status for Instagram

• We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t know.
• I may be fat but you’re ugly  I can lose weight.
• Every so often I like to go to the window look up and smile for a satellite picture.
• Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
• You are the source of my joy the center of my world and the whole of my heart.
• I’m oxygen and he’s dying to breathe.
• So go on and let the rain pour. I’ll be all you need and more.
• You wanna know who I’m in love with Read the first word again.
• The best thing we can do in love treasure our relationships not the possessions.
• Your words are my food your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
• I love your smile anyway but I love it more when I am the reason.
• I may not be a relationship expert but I do know who would make a cute couple us two.
• People call me by my name but when you do it sounds better. I love you.
• Sometimes we can disagree but at the same time there is something perfect about you and me.
• Two souls with but a single thought Two hearts that beat as one.
• You don’t know this new me I put back my pieces differently.
• A smile is something you can’t give away it always comes back to you.

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