admin

Funny Status

by

Funny Status

  • I like insta go and see my weird pictures #Funny.
  • There’s a graveyard present in my mouth the words escaping my lips die here.
  • I can resist anything except temptation.
  • I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions.
  • I’m so awesome I wish I had a friend like me.
  • Smile to show you have teeth.
  • I will go into survival mode if tickled.
  • I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.
  • In a relationship with my goals.
  • Smile to show you have teeth.
  • I will go into survival mode if tickled.
  • I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.
  • In a relationship with my goals.
  • You can follow me or die.
  • If life is not smiling at you give it a good tickling.

Funny Status In English

  • I’m so naturally funny because my life is like a joke.
  • Working hard to make my mitochondria proud.
  • I wanted it to be you I wanted it to be you so badly.
  • I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born I was defrosted.
  • Sarcasm falls out of my mouth just like stupid falls from yours.
  • I cannot recall who had stolen my bio.
  • Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
  • I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous.
  • I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
  • God is working all night on my prayers.
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming.
  • Failed to guess my name Follow me on Instagram.
  • I’m so hilarious. I’m the only one who gets my jokes.
  • I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be.
  • Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Funny Status for WhatsApp

  • Panic chaos and disorder. And that’s it my work here is done.
  • Who said I don’t contribute Then who is making my contribution to entropy since *insert your birth year.
  • All this while I thought I wanted a job. Duh All I wanted was the paycheck.
  • Unfollowed a diet cause it didn’t follow me back.
  • I give myself sometimes admirable advice but I am incapable of taking it.
  • I am waiting for blessings that aren’t in disguise.
  • The things that make me different are the things that make me me.
  • When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye.
  • I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very very curious.
  • I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.
  • Don’t drink while driving you might spill the beer.
  • I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.
  • I speak fluent sarcasm.
  • Be bold or italic. Never regular.
Funny Status for Facebook
  • If Girls are Oscar then I am Leonardo DiCaprio.
  • You gonna argue with me then I on my Caps Lock.
  • It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
  • I hope someday I will enjoy anything in life like how people savor green tea in the advertisement.
  • Yes I work out Just thinking about how many miles with my thumb as I scrolled through.
  • I eat the spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.
  • Just another living proof that nobody is perfect.
  • Busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day.
  • I’m not actually online it’s just an optical illusion.
  • Support your bear arms so wear short sleeves.
  • If you go by the theory of chemistry alcohol is basically a solution.
Funny Status for Instagram
  • Simply look at me. God is amazingly creative.
  • Flip a coin… If head comes I am yours if tail comes then you are mine.
  • I do not guarantee the bio I am posting is not true.
  • Its sounds funny when people say they miss you. Do not even make an effort to meet you.
  • I am poor or everything is just expensive.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • My life is all about screwing things and hammers them.
  • I don’t try to be awesome awesome try to be me.
  • Alcohol Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
  • It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine.
  • Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
  • People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day.

Funny Status In English, Funny Status for WhatsApp, Funny Status for Facebook, Funny Status for Instagram

Swag Status

by

Swag Status

  • Swag is not about what you want people to think about you it’s already knowing what they think about you.
  • Perfection is God’s business. But I’m human.
  • I have my own rules for leading my life.
  • Today is better than yesterday. And it’s my achievement.
  • I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b tches.
  • Love me for who I am not what you want me to be Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.
  • I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • It’s not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It’s a lifestyle like a suaveness or a swag.
  • You cannot handle my swag.
  • Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted.
  • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion.
  • It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
  • God is really creative I mean just look at me.
  • don’t believe in plastic surgery but in your case Go ahead.
  • All my haters are the secret fan of me cause they follow my every single step to copy.
  • I don’t really go for the swagger thing too much.
  • Can I take your picture I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • Being a superhero is great. Everyone should try it.
  • I’d tell you to go to hell but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
  • When people ask me stupid questions it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
  • Believe in your flyness…conquer your shyness.
  • Oh you have swag I bet that looks great on a resume.
  • If my swag was a movie it would be sold out every day.
  • She may be a bitch but she’s a genuine bitch with a heart.
  • Date a guy with a planned future. And not a guy with an Instagram swag.

Swag Status In English

  • Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.
  • I don’t care if you think you have ‘swag’. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
  • When I say I am right; means I’m right.
  • I’m tough I’m ambitious and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch okay.
  • Little girls fall for looks and swag. Basic bitches fall for the money. Real women fall for love and loyalty.
  • Better to be strong than pretty and useless.
  • She didn’t care that people called her a bitch. ‘It’s just another word for feminist’ she told me with pride.
  • I may not be the prettiest smartest or strongest but at least I’m me and don’t pretend to be someone that I’m not meant to be.
  • Outer beauty appeals initially. But inner beauty captivates you for long.
  • Be a girl with a mind a woman with attitude and a lady with dignity.
  • Don’t search me on social media search me in your mind.
  • Be the person you need to be not the person you think others want to see.
  • I don’t rely on your opinion about me. Because it doesn’t define me.
  • Kids call it swag men call it class.
  • Swagger Swoop. Swoop. Swoop.
  • Boys had something else…a sort of swagger about them.
  • I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries.
  • Like I mean I don’t even know why you girls bother at this point. Like give up it’s me I win you lose.
  • If you think I am bad then you’re wrong I’m the worst.
  • I am a hot dude with cool attitude.
  • Gift ain’t what you take by effort as swag ain’t what you worthy have.
  • I don’t follow others cause I’m my own boss.
  • Big things take time. That’s why I’m usually late.
  • Life is too short to be depressed  so smile.
  • When I don’t like something I just change it.

Swag Status for WhatsApp

  • Yes I have an attitude but it’s based on how you treat me.
  • My motivation is what sets me apart; that’s what makes my swag original.
  • Every problem comes with some solution If it doesn’t have any solution it’s a Girl.
  • Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger which in Texas is called ‘walking.
  • Having swag isn’t about what you wear or your hairstyle but about being confident in yourself & not everybody has swag.
  • Turn your ‘SOMEDAY’ into ‘TODAY.
  • I’m simple. And simplicity is the best.
  • I will either win or learn There’s no word in my dictionary called “lost”.
  • This is me with full of swag take it or leave it.
  • Just the way I carry my swag and I’m humble with it too.
  • Check my million dollar swag I tell ’em 10-4 cause they wanna copy that.
  • Swag is not a behavior it’s an attitude.
  • If you don’t like my attitude stop staring. If you don’t like my rudeness stop listening. If you don’t like my swag stop hating.
  • I’m not cranky I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
  • Mirrors can’t talk lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • I don’t have an attitude
  • I have a personality you can’t handle.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
  • Tell me Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted.
  • You a bad girl and your friends bad too oh. We got the swag sauce she drippin Swag.
Swag Status for Facebook
  • When life gets tough remember: You were the strongest sperm.
  • Our society needs to re-establish a culture of swag.
  • My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right.
  • I’m just gonna do my own kinda swag of kinda dumbing something down and speaking some knowledge.
  • The best thing about being me I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies.
  • Swag is not something you wear it is something you are born with.
  • ife is like a sports car and I’m the driver.
  • Don’t be a worrier be a warrior.
  • Negatives are used in the development of an image just as they are in life.
  • I’m not waiting for morning to come  I’m forcing the night to end.
  • Search me anywhere else I bet you won’t find me.
  • If you’re upset put on extra lipstick and go for it.
Swag Status for Instagram
  • I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

Swag Status, Swag Status In English, Swag Status for WhatsApp, Swag Status for Facebook, Swag Status for Instagram

Savage Status

by

Savage Status

  • Not your average girl I am your savage girl.
  • Women want to be treated as equals not sequels.
  • It is totally a waste of my mascara to cry over a guy like you.
  • The more I see of men the more I admire dogs.
  • Women were created for a reason to keep men sane
  • Try not to put a label on me except savage.
  • People say that I am bad.. but trust me I can be your worst nightmare.
  • The show must go on- with you or without you.
  • I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
  • I am the showstopper that you cannot afford to run your show.
  • Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.
  • Karma does not hit me I hit karma back every time I meet it.
  • Not liking me is your choice – a poor choice but it is okay.
  • If you wanted to be a double-faced person at least you could have made one of your faces pretty.
  • My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL so better say it on my FACE.
  • If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
  • People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.
  • Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.
  • I’m just a good girl with bad habits.

Savage Status In English

  • I’m sorry my fault I forgot you were an idiot.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
  • If you want me to control my temper You need to control your stupidity.
  • Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
  • I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
  • You are alive only because it is illegal to kill another person.
  • It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
  • Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
  • Mirrors can’t talk lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • I wear heels bigger than your ego and use them for multipurpose.
  • It is okay honey. Being jealous of me is normal.
  • What’s a queen without her king To be fair and historically speaking. She will more powerful.
  • I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends they already know.
  • Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
  • You have such a low IQ  my heels have much more height than that.
  • Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
  • Men are like commercials  you can’t believe a word they say.
  • Oh See I found your nose crawling back again in my business. Please take care of it
  • Revenge Nah I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up.
  • Life is not a race but I am still going to take first place.
  • My attitude is savage but my heart is pure gold.
  • This man got a good heart but this mouth kills the game sorry.
  • You want it or not I will always take control of everything because I am the king.
  • The mister will steal your heart and you cannot complain missy.
  • A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Savage Status for WhatsApp

  • You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like it’s funny.
  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
  • You’re on a different road I’m in the Milkyway you want me down on earth but I up in space.
  • There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
  • Bitch please your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  • Get lost Yes I am talking to you who is reading my caption.
  • Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck and end up with a station wagon.
  • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion.
  • Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.
  • Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.
  • Most women set out to try to change a man and when they have changed him they do not like him.
  • Oh darling go buy a personality.
  • My attitude is taller than me and I am not sorry for it.
  • When in Rome act like yourself Do not give S*&t to rules.
  • Make peace with your broken pieces of heart not with the heartbreaker.
  • Take a day off from your stupidity and be sensible.
  • This earth is full of stupid people and I feel great to be exceptional here.
  • Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
Savage Status for Facebook
  • I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else.
  • Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
  • Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
  • I got a good heart but this mouth.
  • If you think of yourself as a player then I am definitely your coach.
  • If you’re honestly happy fuck what people think.
  • It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
  • If you find me offensive Then I suggest you quit finding me.
  • You’re just like math. I hate math.
  • I do not buy stupidity or bull shit so stop trying to sell them to me.
  • Give validity to feel the emotion ‘UGH’ The world is full of it right now.
  • Love the sound when the world shut up. Silence is golden people.
  • Be enough savage to make Satan cry.
Savage Status for Instagram
  • Resting bitch face is my specialty. Deal with it.
  • will always shine brighter than your future.
  • Can I have a pic with you please I love to click myself with zoo animals.
  • Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
  • The only reason I’d ever get a s*ex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time.
  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness bitch.

Savege Status, Savage Status In English, Savage Status for WhatsApp, Savage Status for Facebook, Savage Status for Instagram

Attitude Status

by

Attitude Status

  • My attitude is like a mirror only reflecting what’s presented in front of me.
  • Attitude knowledge and skills are the best foundation of real beauty.
  • Also Check out our blog on attractive Instagram VIP Bio for Boys and Girls.
  • Stop checking my Status Go and love your GF.
  • I don’t hate people; I just love Peoples who love me.
  • Status UnavailableCheck Later.
  • It Does Not Do to Dwell on Dreams and Forget to Live Remember That.
  • Always stay true to yourself & never sacrifice who are you for anyone.
  • If someone hates you without reason then Give the reason to him.
  • Being “Single” is My Attitude.
  • Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people I just pretend like it’s ok and waits. for my turn to destroy them.
  • Good Girls are those who can help people Bad girls have no time to help.
  • I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true.
  • Your Attitude May Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.
  • The goal is not to be rich; the Goal is to be a legend.
  • Don’t See My Status Appointment is needed.
  • if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem.
  • Level up your professional game—register in our LinkedIn Marketing Course and unlock endless growth opportunities.
  • May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
  • I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
  • I don’t care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they didn’t make it to my future
  • Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.
  • The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort
  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on.
  • His IQ is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.

Attitude Status In English

  • I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
  • You Are a Designer of Your Own Destiny. Make It Better.
  • I may win and I may lose but I will never be defeated.
  • Life Is Too Short. Don’t Waste It Removing Pen Drive Safely.
  • Be A Girl With A Mind A Woman with Attitude  And A Lady with Class
  • I’m Not Perfect I Make Mistakes  and I Hurt People. But When I Say Sorry I Mean It.
  • To eat without getting fat sigh Every girl’s dream.
  • Inside every person you know there is a person you don’t know.
  • I’m Not Nerd. I Am Just Smarter Than You.
  • Of Course I Talk to Myself  Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.
  • Don’t Change So People Will Like You. Be Yourself and The Right People Will Love the Real You.
  • Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.
  • It’s Better to Be Hated for What You Are Then to Be Loved for Something You Are Not.
  • Do the universe a Favor – don’t hide your magic.
  • Choose me or lose me. I’m not a backup plan and definitely not a second choice.
  • Maybe you should hustle as hard as you overthink.
  • Those who know me never doubt me. Those who doubt me never knew me.
  • “I am a Butterfly in the form of a Girl. Pretty to Admire but Difficult to catch.
  • Your crown has been bought and paid for. Put it on your head and wear it.
  • I probably should have been born with a warning label.
  • Once You Realise Your Past Is Just a Story  It Has No Power Over You.
  • Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone who lies to you.
  • Learn the fundamentals of Digital Email Marketing. Sign up for our Digital Email Marketing now.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting; I have my own FONT.
  • Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it.
  • People often want to show what’s wrong with you because they can’t handle what’s right with you.
  • People with high egos and unnecessary attitudes deserve the standing ovation of the tallest finger.
  • Never do it for free if you are good at anything.

Attitude Status for WhatsApp

  • I love and make it beautiful for those who are in my life. I love those who have left my life too and made it extraordinary.
  • You will judge me at the beginning and love me at the end.
  • I’ve had enough of trying to convince people to prove myself. Now as long as I am content with myself I don’t care what people think.
  • Never explain yourself to anyone. Because the person who likes you doesn’t need it and the person who dislikes you won’t believe it.
  • If You Have the Availability to Think Big Then Only You Can Achieve Big.
  • Don’t Judge Yourself with Others Because You Are Different from Them.
  • Sometimes It Is Good to Be Yourself.
  • It Is Your Planning Which Gives You the Confidence to Go Ahead.
  • I Am Thankful to Those Person Who Leaves Me in Bad Situation Because Only Due to Them I Met with My Good Situation.
  • Keep your window of Attitude Clean to see a world of possibilities clearly.
  • Difficult doesn’t mean impossible. It simply means that you have to work hard.
  • You can try baby but you will never do it like me.
  • Being single is more intelligent than being in a bad relationship.
  • I hate two-faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
  • Always remember you are unique just like everyone else.
  • I’m the girl who smiles to make everyone’s day even though I’m dying inside.
  • Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all.
Attitude Status for Facebook
  • I am a good enough person to FORGIVE you.
  • But not stupid enough to TRUST you again.
  • Sometimes Crying Is the Only Way Your Eyes Speak.
  • When Your Mouth Can’t Explain How Broken Your Heart Is.
  • Practice makes perfect but nobody’s perfect so why practice.
  • I don’t care what you think unless it is about me.
  • Don’t cry over money. Money never cries for you.
  • Before I die many will die with me and they’ll deserve it. See you in Hell.
  • It’s better to burn out than to fade away.
  • The weakness of Attitude becomes Weakness of Character.
  • I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not
  • I am not a special Person But I am just a limited edition.
  • Love me or hate me but you will never change me.
  • Who cares I’m awesome.
  • Don’t follow your dreams follow me.
  • I’m a smart person I just do stupid things.
  • I know who I am you have no need to explain.
  • Learn the fundamentals of Digital Marketing. Sign up for our Digital Marketing course now.
  • Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring so I go back to being me.
  • If life gives you lemons squirt them in your enemy’s eye.
  • I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
  • Treat me like a Queen and I’ll treat you Like a King but If you treat me like a game I’ll show you how it’s played.
  • So you’re checking my status
Attitude Status for Instagram
  • Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
  • Calm mind. Fierce heart. Unstoppable vibe.
  • The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t.
  • I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.

Attitude Status, Attitude Status In English, Attitude Status for WhatsApp, Attitude Status for Facebook, Attitude Status for Instagram