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Find your tribe and never let them go. …….
My world, my heart, my everything. …….
He’s my best friend. …….
No one will really be as entertained by us, as us. …….
We’ll always be best friends, till we’re old and senile. Then, we can be new friends. …….
Good times + Best friends = Epic moments …….
Not sure what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship …….
The people who make me forget to check my phone (but not to take a selfie …….
. Just the two of us …….
He’s my king and I’m his queen. …….
Stress less and enjoy the best. …….
Smile big, laugh often. …….
Let it hurt and then let it go. …….
Look for the magic in every moment. …….
Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean that you should stop dreaming. …….
Life is like photography. We develop from the negatives. …….
Know your worth but don’t forget to add tax. …….
I am the princess of my own fairy tale. …….
Keep calm and take a selfie. …….
There is sunshine in my soul today. …….
I’m here. That’s the miracle I’ve been looking for. …….
People will stare. Make it worth their while. …….
Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be. …….
I’m feeling the fashion in this frame. …….
Maybe I’m born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter. …….
Pretty in pink …….
My mood depends on how good my hair looks. …….
Lipstick speaks louder than words. …….
Take care of your outfit and your confidence will take care of the rest. …….
Don’t worry too much about what other people think. They don’t really do it that often. …….
When in doubt, pout. …….
Today I will be as useless as the silent “p” in raspberry. …….
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities. …….
I put the “pro” in procrastinate. …….
When you follow your heart and it leads you to the couch… …….
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee… I’m a maybe. …….
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. …….
Super lazy. Like normal lazy, but with a cape. …….
Bored of being bored because being bored is boring. …….
Doing nothing, not feeling guilty about it. …….
Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single. …….
Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo. …….
You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house. …….
Mentally at the beach. …….
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. …….
Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. …….
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I had to do. …….
I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. …….
When life slams a door in your face, just open it again. Doors work like that. …….
Why chase you when I’m the catch …….
Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies. …….
You do you. I’ll do me. …….
Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you. …….
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring really fast. So, I go back to being normal …….
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life! …….
I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitoes find me attractive …….
I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition. …….
Smile, it confuses people. …….
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. …….
You couldn’t handle me. Even if I came with instructions …….
But first, let me take a selfie. …….
I don’t always take selfies, but when I do… …….
I have no selfie control. …….
They call it a “selfie” because “narcissistic” is too hard to spell. …….
What’s a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful. …….
Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead …….
You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status. …….
WARNING: You may fall in love with my face. …….
Selfie, selfie, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all …….
I am not taking a selfie. I am just checking my camera quality. …….
I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day. …….
This way, I know how I look. …….
There’s no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention. …….
Life is simple. It’s just not easy. …….
Life is too short for bad vibes. …….
Grow through what you go through. …….
Don’t be afraid of your shadow. It’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you. …….
Whatever is good for your soul, do that. …….
Do whatever makes you happiest. …….
The way you speak to yourself matters the most. …….
Self-love is the best love. …….
You can regret a lot of things, but you’ll never regret being kind. …….
Create your own sunshine. …….
Be yourself, there’s no one better. …….
Being happy never goes out of style. …….
Be happy, it drives people crazy. …….
Smile a little more, regret a little less. …….
Live more, worry less. …….
Humble, with just a hint of Kanye. …….
Confidence level = selfie, no filter. …….
This little selfie? Oh, I just happened to find this on my phone. …….
Keepin’ it real since [insert your year of birth …….
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. …….
Coffee and confidence. …….
Tequila might not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. …….
Coffee is cheaper than therapy. …….
Wine about it …….
Good food, good mood. …….
Eyes are bigger than my stomach. …….
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. …….
Dinner time is selfie time. …….
Eat, drink, and be cozy. …….
All I really need is a passport. …….
Tis the season to be freezin’. …….
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year. …….
Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination. …….
Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost. …….
. Wanderlust and city dust. …….
Go wild for a while. …….
You’re never too old for a snowball fight. …….
Selfie in paradise. …….
The road less taken is just a few feet away. …….
With brave wings, she flies… …….
I was so bored. So, I kidnapped myself and went on an adventure… …….
When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels. …….
Counting snowflakes instead of stars. …….
Sunshine is the best medicine. …….
Like the view …….
Find your wild. …….
Exploring what else is out there. …….
Find me where the wild things are… …….