Selfie Status

Selfie Status
Selfie Status

selfie status

  • Find your tribe and never let them go. …….
  • My world, my heart, my everything. …….
  • He’s my best friend. …….
  • No one will really be as entertained by us, as us. …….
  • We’ll always be best friends, till we’re old and senile. Then, we can be new friends. …….
  • Good times + Best friends = Epic moments …….
  • Not sure what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship …….
  • The people who make me forget to check my phone (but not to take a selfie …….
  • . Just the two of us …….
  • He’s my king and I’m his queen. …….
  • Stress less and enjoy the best. …….
  • Smile big, laugh often. …….
  • Let it hurt and then let it go. …….
  • Look for the magic in every moment. …….
  • Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean that you should stop dreaming. …….
  • Life is like photography. We develop from the negatives. …….
  • Know your worth but don’t forget to add tax. …….
  • I am the princess of my own fairy tale. …….
  • Keep calm and take a selfie. …….
  • There is sunshine in my soul today. …….
  • I’m here. That’s the miracle I’ve been looking for. …….
  • People will stare. Make it worth their while. …….
  • Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be. …….
  • I’m feeling the fashion in this frame. …….
  • Maybe I’m born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter. …….
  • Pretty in pink …….
  • My mood depends on how good my hair looks. …….
  • Lipstick speaks louder than words. …….
  • Take care of your outfit and your confidence will take care of the rest. …….
  • Don’t worry too much about what other people think. They don’t really do it that often. …….
  • When in doubt, pout. …….
  • Today I will be as useless as the silent “p” in raspberry. …….
  • Another fine day ruined by responsibilities. …….
  • I put the “pro” in procrastinate. …….
  • When you follow your heart and it leads you to the couch… …….
  • What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee… I’m a maybe. …….
  • If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. …….
  • Super lazy. Like normal lazy, but with a cape. …….
  • Bored of being bored because being bored is boring. …….
  • Doing nothing, not feeling guilty about it. …….
  • Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single. …….
  • Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo. …….
  • You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house. …….
  • Mentally at the beach. …….
  • Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. …….
  • Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. …….
  • My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I had to do. …….
  • I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. …….
  • When life slams a door in your face, just open it again. Doors work like that. …….
  • Why chase you when I’m the catch …….
  • Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies. …….
  • You do you. I’ll do me. …….
  • Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you. …….
  • Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring really fast. So, I go back to being normal …….
  • I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life! …….
  • I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitoes find me attractive …….
  • I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition. …….
  • Smile, it confuses people. …….
  • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. …….
  • You couldn’t handle me. Even if I came with instructions …….
  • But first, let me take a selfie. …….
  • I don’t always take selfies, but when I do… …….
  • I have no selfie control. …….
  • They call it a “selfie” because “narcissistic” is too hard to spell. …….
  • What’s a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful. …….
  • Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead …….
  • You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status. …….
  • WARNING: You may fall in love with my face. …….
  • Selfie, selfie, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all …….
  • I am not taking a selfie. I am just checking my camera quality. …….
  • I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day. …….
  • This way, I know how I look. …….
  • There’s no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention. …….
  • Life is simple. It’s just not easy. …….
  • Life is too short for bad vibes. …….
  • Grow through what you go through. …….
  • Don’t be afraid of your shadow. It’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you. …….
  • Whatever is good for your soul, do that. …….
  • Do whatever makes you happiest. …….
  • The way you speak to yourself matters the most. …….
  • Self-love is the best love. …….
  • You can regret a lot of things, but you’ll never regret being kind. …….
  • Create your own sunshine. …….
  • Be yourself, there’s no one better. …….
  • Being happy never goes out of style. …….
  • Be happy, it drives people crazy. …….
  • Smile a little more, regret a little less. …….
  • Live more, worry less. …….
  • Humble, with just a hint of Kanye. …….
  • Confidence level = selfie, no filter. …….
  • This little selfie? Oh, I just happened to find this on my phone. …….
  • Keepin’ it real since [insert your year of birth …….
  • Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. …….
  • Coffee and confidence. …….
  • Tequila might not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. …….
  • Coffee is cheaper than therapy. …….
  • Wine about it …….
  • Good food, good mood. …….
  • Eyes are bigger than my stomach. …….
  • My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. …….
  • Dinner time is selfie time. …….
  • Eat, drink, and be cozy. …….
  • All I really need is a passport. …….
  • Tis the season to be freezin’. …….
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year. …….
  • Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination. …….
  • Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost. …….
  • . Wanderlust and city dust. …….
  • Go wild for a while. …….
  • You’re never too old for a snowball fight. …….
  • Selfie in paradise. …….
  • The road less taken is just a few feet away. …….
  • With brave wings, she flies… …….
  • I was so bored. So, I kidnapped myself and went on an adventure… …….
  • When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels. …….
  • Counting snowflakes instead of stars. …….
  • Sunshine is the best medicine. …….
  • Like the view …….
  • Find your wild. …….
  • Exploring what else is out there. …….
  • Find me where the wild things are… …….
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