Savage Status

Savage Status

• Not your average girl, I am your savage girl.
• Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
• It is totally a waste of my mascara to cry over a guy like you.
• The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
• Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane
• Try not to put a label on me except savage.
• People say that I am bad.. but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare.
• The show must go on- with you or without you.
• I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
• I am the showstopper that you cannot afford to run your show.
• Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.
• Karma does not hit me; I hit karma back every time I meet it.
• Not liking me is your choice – a poor choice but it is okay.
• If you wanted to be a double-faced person, at least you could have made one of your faces pretty.
• My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.
• If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
• People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.
• Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.
• I’m just a good girl with bad habits.
• I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
• If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.
• Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
• I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
• You are alive only because it is illegal to kill another person.
• It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
• Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
• Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
• I wear heels bigger than your ego and use them for multipurpose.
• It is okay honey. Being jealous of me is normal.
• What’s a queen without her king? To be fair and historically speaking. She will more powerful.
• I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
• Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
• You have such a low IQ, my heels have much more height than that.
• Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
• Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
• Oh! See I found your nose crawling back again in my business. Please take care of it
• Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up.
• Life is not a race but I am still going to take first place.
• My attitude is savage but my heart is pure gold.
• This man got a good heart but this mouth kills the game, sorry.
• You want it or not, I will always take control of everything because I am the king.
• The mister will steal your heart and you cannot complain missy.
• A man in the house is worth two in the street.
• You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like it’s funny.
• I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
• You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milkyway, you want me down on earth, but I up in space.
• There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
• Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
• Get lost! Yes, I am talking to you who is reading my caption.
• Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
• Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion.
• Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.
• Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.
• Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
• Oh darling, go buy a personality.
• My attitude is taller than me and I am not sorry for it.
• When in Rome, act like yourself. Do not give S*&t to rules.
• Make peace with your broken pieces of heart, not with the heartbreaker.
• Take a day off from your stupidity and be sensible.
• This earth is full of stupid people and I feel great to be exceptional here.
• Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
• If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
• I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else.
• Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
• Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
• I got a good heart but this mouth.
• If you think of yourself as a player, then I am definitely your coach.
• If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
• It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
• If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
• You’re just like math. I hate math.
• I do not buy stupidity or bull shit so stop trying to sell them to me.
• Give validity to feel the emotion ‘UGH!’. The world is full of it right now.
• Love the sound when the world shut up. Silence is golden people.
• Be enough savage to make Satan cry.
• Resting bitch face is my specialty. Deal with it.
• will always shine brighter than your future.
• Can I have a pic with you please? I love to click myself with zoo animals.
• Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
• The only reason I’d ever get a s*ex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time.
• Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.