Savage Status

Savage Status
Savage Status

Savage Status

    • Try not to put a label on me except savage..
    • People say that I am bad.. but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!.
    • The show must go on- with you or without you..
    • I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you..
    • I am the showstopper that you cannot afford to run your show..
    • Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot..
    • Karma does not hit me; I hit karma back every time I meet it..
    • Not liking me is your choice – a poor choice but it is okay!.

                       Savage Quotes for Instagram

  • If you wanted to be a double-faced person, at least you could have made one of your faces pretty..
  • My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE..
  • If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor..
  • People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger..
  • Some people just need a High-Five… On the face..
  • I’m just a good girl with bad habits..
  • I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot..
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak..
  • If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity..
  • Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts..
  • I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do..
  • You are alive only because it is illegal to kill another person..
  • It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you..
  • Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly..
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either..
  •                    Best Attitude Status

  • It is totally a waste of my mascara to cry over a guy like you..
  • The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs..
  • Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane..
  • What’s a queen without her king? To be fair and historically speaking. She will more powerful..
  • I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know..
  • Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you..
  • You have such a low IQ, my heels have much more height than that..
  • Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands..
  • Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say..
  • Oh! See I found your nose crawling back again in my business. Please take care of it..
  • Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up..
  • I wear heels bigger than your ego and use them for multipurpose..
  • It is okay honey. Being jealous of me is normal..
  • Not your average girl, I am your savage girl..
  • Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels..
  •             Savage Status and Captions

  • Life is not a race but I am still going to take first place..
  • My attitude is savage but my heart is pure gold..
  • This man got a good heart but this mouth kills the game, sorry..
  • You want it or not, I will always take control of everything because I am the king..
  • The mister will steal your heart and you cannot complain missy..
  • A man in the house is worth two in the street..
  • You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like it’s funny..
  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person..
  • You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milkyway, you want me down on earth, but I up in space..
  • There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works..
  • Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..
  • Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME CHANGER..
  • Get lost! Yes, I am talking to you who is reading my caption..
  • Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon..
  • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?.
  • Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well..
  • Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid..
  •                         Boys Savage Captions for Instagram

  • Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him..
  • Be enough savage to make Satan cry..
  • Resting bitch face is my specialty. Deal with it!.
  • I will always shine brighter than your future..
  • Can I have a pic with you please? I love to click myself with zoo animals..
  • Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles..
  • The only reason I’d ever get a s*ex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time..
  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch..
  • 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart..
  • Oh darling, go buy a personality..
  • My attitude is taller than me and I am not sorry for it..
  • When in Rome, act like yourself. Do not give S*&t to rules..
  • Make peace with your broken pieces of heart, not with the heartbreaker..
  • Take a day off from your stupidity and be sensible..
  • This earth is full of stupid people and I feel great to be exceptional here..
  • Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast..
  • If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com.
  • I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else..
  • Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold..
  • Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you..
  • I got a good heart but this mouth..
  • If you think of yourself as a player, then I am definitely your coach..
  • If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
  • It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste..
  • If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me..
  • You’re just like math. I hate math..
  • Lucky you! If there is a zombie attack, you will be safe. Because zombie eats brains and you do not have one..
  • I do not buy stupidity or bull shit so stop trying to sell them to me..
  • Give validity to feel the emotion ‘UGH!’. The world is full of it right now..
  • Love the sound when the world shut up. Silence is golden people..

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