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Savage Status
Savage Status
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- Try not to put a label on me except savage..
- People say that I am bad.. but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!.
- The show must go on- with you or without you..
- I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you..
- I am the showstopper that you cannot afford to run your show..
- Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot..
- Karma does not hit me; I hit karma back every time I meet it..
- Not liking me is your choice – a poor choice but it is okay!.
Savage Quotes for Instagram
- If you wanted to be a double-faced person, at least you could have made one of your faces pretty..
- My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE..
- If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor..
- People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger..
- Some people just need a High-Five… On the face..
- I’m just a good girl with bad habits..
- I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot..
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak..
- If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity..
- Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts..
- I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do..
- You are alive only because it is illegal to kill another person..
- It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you..
- Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly..
- Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either..
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Best Attitude Status
- It is totally a waste of my mascara to cry over a guy like you..
- The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs..
- Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane..
- What’s a queen without her king? To be fair and historically speaking. She will more powerful..
- I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know..
- Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you..
- You have such a low IQ, my heels have much more height than that..
- Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands..
- Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say..
- Oh! See I found your nose crawling back again in my business. Please take care of it..
- Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up..
- I wear heels bigger than your ego and use them for multipurpose..
- It is okay honey. Being jealous of me is normal..
- Not your average girl, I am your savage girl..
- Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels..
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Savage Status and Captions
- Life is not a race but I am still going to take first place..
- My attitude is savage but my heart is pure gold..
- This man got a good heart but this mouth kills the game, sorry..
- You want it or not, I will always take control of everything because I am the king..
- The mister will steal your heart and you cannot complain missy..
- A man in the house is worth two in the street..
- You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like it’s funny..
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person..
- You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milkyway, you want me down on earth, but I up in space..
- There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works..
- Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..
- Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME CHANGER..
- Get lost! Yes, I am talking to you who is reading my caption..
- Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon..
- Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?.
- Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well..
- Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid..
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Boys Savage Captions for Instagram
- Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him..
- Be enough savage to make Satan cry..
- Resting bitch face is my specialty. Deal with it!.
- I will always shine brighter than your future..
- Can I have a pic with you please? I love to click myself with zoo animals..
- Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles..
- The only reason I’d ever get a s*ex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time..
- Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch..
- 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart..
- Oh darling, go buy a personality..
- My attitude is taller than me and I am not sorry for it..
- When in Rome, act like yourself. Do not give S*&t to rules..
- Make peace with your broken pieces of heart, not with the heartbreaker..
- Take a day off from your stupidity and be sensible..
- This earth is full of stupid people and I feel great to be exceptional here..
- Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast..
- If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com.
- I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else..
- Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold..
- Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you..
- I got a good heart but this mouth..
- If you think of yourself as a player, then I am definitely your coach..
- If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
- It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste..
- If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me..
- You’re just like math. I hate math..
- Lucky you! If there is a zombie attack, you will be safe. Because zombie eats brains and you do not have one..
- I do not buy stupidity or bull shit so stop trying to sell them to me..
- Give validity to feel the emotion ‘UGH!’. The world is full of it right now..
- Love the sound when the world shut up. Silence is golden people..
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