Funny Status
- I like insta, go and see my weird pictures #Funny.
- There’s a graveyard present in my mouth, the words escaping my lips die here.
- I can resist anything except temptation.
- I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions.
- I’m so awesome, I wish I had a friend like me.
- Smile to show you have teeth.
- I will go into survival mode if tickled.
- I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.
- In a relationship with my goals.
- Smile to show you have teeth.
- I will go into survival mode if tickled.
- I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.
- In a relationship with my goals.
- You can follow me or die.
- If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
Funny Status In English
- I’m so naturally funny because my life is like a joke.
- Working hard to make my mitochondria proud.
- I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly.
- I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted.
- Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
- I cannot recall who had stolen my bio.
- Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.
- I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous.
- I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- God is working all night on my prayers.
- I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming.
- Failed to guess my name Follow me on Instagram.,
- I’m so hilarious. I’m the only one who gets my jokes.
- I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be.
- Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Funny Status for WhatsApp
- Panic, chaos, and disorder. And that’s it, my work here is done.
- Who said I don’t contribute? Then who is making my contribution to entropy since *insert your birth year.
- All this while, I thought I wanted a job. Duh! All I wanted was the paycheck.
- Unfollowed a diet cause it didn’t follow me back.
- I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
- I am waiting for blessings that aren’t in disguise.
- The things that make me different are the things that make me me.
- When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
- I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.
- I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
- I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.
- Don’t drink while driving – you might spill the beer.
- I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.
- I speak fluent sarcasm.,
- Be bold or italic. Never regular.
Funny Status for Facebook
- If Girls are Oscar, then I am Leonardo DiCaprio.
- You gonna argue with me, then I on my Caps Lock.
- It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
- I hope someday I will enjoy anything in life, like how people savor green tea in the advertisement.
- Yes, I work out! Just thinking about how many miles with my thumb as I scrolled through.
- I eat the spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.
- Just another living proof that nobody is perfect.
- Busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day.
- I’m not actually online, it’s just an optical illusion.
- Support your bear arms so wear short sleeves.
- If you go by the theory of chemistry, alcohol is basically a solution.
Funny Status for Instagram
- Simply look at me. God is amazingly creative.
- Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
- I do not guarantee, the bio I am posting is not true.
- Its sounds funny, when people say they miss you. Do not even make an effort to meet you.
- I am poor or everything is just expensive.
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- My life is all about screwing things and hammers them.
- I don’t try to be awesome, awesome try to be me.
- Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
- It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine.
- Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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