Silly Status
- I didnt kiss your boyfriend! I told his lips a secret.
- Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
- A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
- Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.
- Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.
- My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
- Sometimes, there I think life is one big test & I’m in the wrong classroom.
- I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
- Never steal. The government hates competition.
- hmmm…. Don’t copy my status.
- Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Silly Status in English
- Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.
- If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either .
- Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast.
- I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
- I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
- I’m not lazy, just on energy-saving mode.
- Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
- When nothing goes right, go left.
- I’m on a journey of self-improvement… but I’m taking the scenic route.
- Quit texting me; I’m busy scrolling through memes.
- Can somebody Venmo me $5.
- Feelin’ cute. Might delete later. Might not.
- Making posts and headlines.
- Keeping it reel.
Silly Status for WhatsApp
- If you scroll past this, I didn’t do my job right.
- This face card won’t decline.
- Objects in the mirror are closer cuter than they appear.
- I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
- I showered for this pic.
- I’m an adult, but not like a real adult.
- This photo is sponsored by dry shampoo.
- Beach you to it.
- Stay strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
- That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes but you can’t do it.
- I like hashtags ’cause they look like waffles.
- Praying to the algorithm gods.
- Reality called, so I hung up.
- Being this funny is like, a full-time job.
- Holding it all together with just one bobby pin.
- Do I clean up nice or what.
- May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
- PSA: I did not wake up like this.
- Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
- More issues than Vogue.
Silly Status for Facebook
- The only marathons I run are on Netflix.
- Not lazy; just on energy saving mode.
- How’s the algorithm treating you today.
- I have no selfie control.
- Young, dumb, and broke.
- My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
- I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
- Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
- Being happy never goes out of style.
- I washed my hair for this pic.
Silly Status for Instagram
- They call me ranch ’cause I be dressing.
- What matters is on the inside. Like the fridge, for example.
- At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
- You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harde.
- If your father is a poor man, it’s your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
- When nothing goes right, Go left.
- All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
- The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
- I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
- Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
- Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
- Women are smarter than men. They have figures to prove it.
- I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime.
- You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
- My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
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